If Ponny is a smaller version of a horse, is Punny smaller version of a Pun?!
#dontjudgeme
They study the teachings of the Gouda.
“I was the knight no one expected to see on the battlefield.” - Sir Prize
“I shall see you around.” - Sir Cumference
“We shall fight on land or sea.” - Sir Fenturf
“I was the knight who was afraid to fight.” - Sir Render
“I was the unbelievable knight.” - Sir Real
“I was the knight that drank too much.” - Sir Rhosis
Instead of wax, he used paraffin.
His name is Post Mabail.
You need to step it up.
"Achoo, Brute?"
Everyone knows about Karen's, how they argue with everyone about everything.
Do you know about their lesser known Sister, Sharon. She's every bit as argumentative and angry, because as everyone knows,
Sharon is Karen
A cheese lesser.
Dad: pinches me in the arm
Me: "Ow!!! What was that for?!"
Dad: "There, now your toe doesn't hurt anymore.
every. fucking. time.
I chose the smaller one of course! It’s the lesser of the two weevils.
I returned the courtesy by introducing my wife as “the lesser of two evils.”
Because he might Pikachu!
I used to get to do these all the times. When the drawer got stuck I would wrestle the obstruction inside blocking it and exclaim that this would not be a problem if we just had a lesser cheese grater...I began to love bombing there for a while. Ah...
Edit- no one got the grater joke then either, don't feel bad. but it was on the spot so it didn't need all the setup i ruined here. Try this for your brains: Our drawers often had a lot of utensils and stuff in them, and some of it was also big, like the cheese grater. That would get jostled and end up on top of a fork pile or whatever and be up high enough in the drawer to keep the thing from opening, ie the drawer would open to where the grater hit the back of it and jam the works up, right? the grater was too great. i needed a lesser grater so the drawer wouldnt get jammed. Did that help?
She didn't want to waste it, but I assured her that throwing it away is the lesser of two weevils.
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood and became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the lesser of two weevils.
