Leafy Vegetable Puns

A list of puns related to "Leafy Vegetable"

What do you call a pastor who wanders from town to town, looking for leafy green vegetables?

A romaine Catholic priest.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 30 2019
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What was Whitney Houston's favorite leafy green vegetable?

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👤︎ u/nine_legged_stool
📅︎ Aug 17 2018
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Leafy green vegetables used to be bad for Catholics...

Which is why during mass, we say "Lettuce prey."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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What do you call someone who is attacked by a leafy green vegetable?

Lettuce prey.

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👤︎ u/Dappercal
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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