What kind of bird doesn’t know the words to their own song?
What kind of people never get angry?
What is the smelliest kind of ox?
It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
What kind of tree is the best for blocking water?
A one of a kind Boob pic.
What kind of chairs do they use in Ireland?
What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?
What kind of music do fish like to listen to?
So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
Which kind of car problem is worse:
"Hey man so I was walking trough the forest yesterday and I came across this complete freak. He was laughably tall and thin and wore a suit in the woods like a weirdo. I'm certain he's some kind of psycho stalker."
Whit kind of car does Bilbo Baggins drive?
What kind of house can you pick up?
A lighthouse
From my 7 year old.
What kind of music do chiropractors like?
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
What kind of fish has a medical degree?
What kind of noise does a witch’s vehicle make?
What kind of fruit can't get married?
There are 10 kinds of people
- People who know binary
- People who don't
It doesn't matter how kind you are,
German children are kinder.
What kind of sword was made to rescue?
What kind of fish has two knees?
What kind of socks do Panda bears wear?
None, they have bear feet.
Two giant windmills are out on a hilltop. One turns to the other and asks, "what kind of music do you like? "
The other one says, "I'm a really big metal fan."
I received all kinds of spices for my birthday, but I don't cook. I think...
What kind of weapons do fleas use?
What kind of man is hot and spicy and won't dissapoint you?
What kind of shoes does a frog wear?
What kind of food is in the air
What kind of bees like breast milk?
What kind of dinosaur can see the future?
What kind of gems do bees like?
What kind of pants do storm clouds have
What kind of cakes can you drink out of?
What kind of slippers does Aquaman wear around the house?
What kind of shoes do bakers wear?
What kind of a belly button does a German car mechanic have?
What kind of pants does a ninja wear?
KIHAAKIIKS
-Courtesty of my girlfriend I've never been more proud
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
What kind of fish do you put on peanut butter sandwich?
What kind of beer does a frog drink?
What kind of jokes do quarantined comedians tell?
Inside jokes.
(Adapted from WFAN host Steve Somers while talking to Jerry Seinfeld today on the air)
What kind of ant smells the best?
What kind of eggs does an evil chicken lay?
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
No matter how kind you are
German kids are always kinder
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