Sysiphus likes all kinds of musicians and bands except for one.
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︎ Jun 30 2022
There are three kinds of people in this world
Those who can count and those who can't
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︎ Jun 30 2022
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those that understand binary code and those that do not.
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︎ Apr 24 2022
My family mistakingly thinks I like all kinds of pretzels, but I really only like pretzel rods.
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︎ Apr 16 2022
What kinds of Ants can make you happy?
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︎ Mar 16 2022
There are two kinds of people
Those who can't count, those who can't form coherent ideas properly, and those who can't
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︎ Mar 06 2022
I can recall these kinds of cheeses: Swiss, cheddar, gouda, and provolone.
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︎ Feb 27 2022
There are four kinds of Melons
Thereβs the Watermelon, the Earthmelon, the Firemelon, and the Airmelon.
These are the Elemelons.
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︎ Sep 26 2021
I once saw a documentary about the different kinds of sanitary napkins women used during the middle ages
It was a real Period Piece
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︎ Oct 19 2021
There are two kinds of people in the worldβ¦
Those who can extrapolate from missing information
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︎ Sep 06 2021
Lady at candle store: What kinds of scents do you like?
Dad: Quarters and dimes mostly, but nickels are nice too.
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︎ Nov 28 2021
Iβm working on a study that measures the effectiveness of using different kinds of knives to cut pumpkin stems from plants grown in prisons.
Itβs cutting-edge stem cell research.
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︎ Oct 28 2021
There are two kinds of people.
- Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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︎ Jul 10 2021
I just started a new job installing those new kinds of water heaters.
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︎ Sep 18 2021
I asked my dad if he likes all kinds of spreads you put on toast.
He said "not really, but your marmite!"
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︎ Jul 27 2021
All kinds of Malone
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︎ Jul 13 2018
There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut
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︎ Feb 11 2021
what kinds of jokes do mice like?
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.
"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.
"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.
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︎ Feb 27 2019
What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one
π︎ 8
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What kinds of photos do turtles take??
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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︎ Sep 23 2019
My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."
"That's why it's called adult super-vision."
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︎ Mar 29 2020
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who donβt.
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π
︎ Jan 17 2022
There are 10 kinds of people.
Some understand binary; others donβt.
π︎ 16
π
︎ Apr 30 2022
There are 10 kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
π︎ 10
π
︎ May 14 2022
There two kinds of people I envy in the world:
π︎ 6
π
︎ May 01 2022
There are three kinds of people in this world.
Those who can count, and those who can't.
π︎ 31
π
︎ Dec 27 2021
There are 3 kinds of people in the world.
Those who can count and those who cannot.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Feb 28 2022
There are three kinds of people in this world...
Those who can count, and those who can't.
π︎ 12
π
︎ Aug 13 2021
There are 10 kinds of people.
Those that understand binary and those who dont.
π︎ 6k
π
︎ Jan 11 2020
I once saw a documentary about the different kinds of sanitary napkins women used during the middle ages
It was a real Period Piece
π︎ 5
π
︎ Oct 19 2021
There are 10 kinds of people
- People who know binary
- People who don't
π︎ 27
π
︎ Apr 05 2021
There are two kinds of people
π︎ 5
π
︎ Aug 02 2021
There are 10 kinds of people in this world:
Those who understand binary and those who donβt
π︎ 10
π
︎ Jun 28 2021
There are two kinds of people in the world...
- Those who can extrapolate from known data...
π︎ 6
π
︎ Jun 14 2021
There are two kinds of people
π︎ 4
π
︎ Apr 06 2021
There are 3 kinds of people in this world
Those who can count and those who canβt.
π︎ 47
π
︎ Aug 14 2020
There are 10 kinds of people...
Those who understand binary...
and those who don't.
π︎ 19
π
︎ Sep 30 2020
There are three kinds of people in this world:
Those who can add; and,
Those who can't.
π︎ 8
π
︎ Feb 19 2021
I don't like these kinds of jokes
π︎ 6
π
︎ Feb 27 2021
There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.
Those who understand binary, and those who don't.
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 18 2020
There are 10 kinds of people.
People who understand binary and people who don't.
π︎ 39
π
︎ Mar 24 2020
There are two kinds of people in this world
Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,
π︎ 13
π
︎ Sep 12 2020
There are two kinds of people
Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets
π︎ 9
π
︎ Sep 25 2020
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