Sysiphus likes all kinds of musicians and bands except for one.

The Rolling Stones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjamin-unbutton
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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There are three kinds of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tumalditamadre
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2022
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those that understand binary code and those that do not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/parrothead60450
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2022
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My family mistakingly thinks I like all kinds of pretzels, but I really only like pretzel rods.

Don't get it twisted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2022
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What kinds of Ants can make you happy?

ANTidepressANTS.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2022
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There are two kinds of people

Those who can't count, those who can't form coherent ideas properly, and those who can't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaybeAnonymousDev
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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I can recall these kinds of cheeses: Swiss, cheddar, gouda, and provolone.

That's all I camembert.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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There are four kinds of Melons

There’s the Watermelon, the Earthmelon, the Firemelon, and the Airmelon.

These are the Elemelons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamronHero14
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2021
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I once saw a documentary about the different kinds of sanitary napkins women used during the middle ages

It was a real Period Piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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There are two kinds of people in the world…

Those who can extrapolate from missing information

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πŸ‘€︎ u/watercolorfiddle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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Lady at candle store: What kinds of scents do you like?

Dad: Quarters and dimes mostly, but nickels are nice too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joezze
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2021
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I’m working on a study that measures the effectiveness of using different kinds of knives to cut pumpkin stems from plants grown in prisons.

It’s cutting-edge stem cell research.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kratsas
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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There are two kinds of people.
  1. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crosscope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2021
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I just started a new job installing those new kinds of water heaters.

It’s a tankless job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Guac__is__extra__
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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I asked my dad if he likes all kinds of spreads you put on toast.

He said "not really, but your marmite!"

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2021
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All kinds of Malone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mehtabmahir
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2018
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There are two kinds of people in this world, those who spell it doughnut

and those who donut

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saeldaug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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what kinds of jokes do mice like?

cheesy ones!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katiebear716
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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A college professor asks all of his students to brainstorm and yell out different kinds of stereotypes.

"All blonde girls are dumb!" yells a boy in the back.

"Sony!" yells the blonde girl in the front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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What kinds of countries do soft drink companies make?

Carbo Nations!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one

just for the Sake of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coconutbunch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What kinds of photos do turtles take??

Shelfies!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kub3rt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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My 4yo son was surprised I saw him doing something out of the corner of my eye. He asked how I saw him and I said, "Grown ups see all kinds of things."

"That's why it's called adult super-vision."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderup_14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don’t.

πŸ‘︎ 2k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seoliver2112
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2022
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There are 10 kinds of people.

Some understand binary; others don’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thellumani
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2022
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKingOfRhye777
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2022
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There two kinds of people I envy in the world:

Those who can count.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teddlasso
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2022
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There are three kinds of people in this world.

Those who can count, and those who can't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldHolly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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There are 3 kinds of people in the world.

Those who can count and those who cannot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jedo100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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There are three kinds of people in this world...

Those who can count, and those who can't.

πŸ‘︎ 12
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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2021
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There are 10 kinds of people.

Those that understand binary and those who dont.

πŸ‘︎ 6k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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I once saw a documentary about the different kinds of sanitary napkins women used during the middle ages

It was a real Period Piece

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caddiss_jc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2021
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There are 10 kinds of people
  1. People who know binary
  2. People who don't
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πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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There are two kinds of people

Those with ADHD

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2021
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There are 10 kinds of people in this world:

Those who understand binary and those who don’t

πŸ‘︎ 10
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2021
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There are two kinds of people in the world...
  1. Those who can extrapolate from known data...
πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2021
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There are two kinds of people

Those with ADHD, and

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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There are 3 kinds of people in this world

Those who can count and those who can’t.

πŸ‘︎ 47
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πŸ‘€︎ u/deedubya8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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There are 10 kinds of people...

Those who understand binary...

and those who don't.

πŸ‘︎ 19
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jkcarroll91
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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There are three kinds of people in this world:

Those who can add; and,

Those who can't.

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I don't like these kinds of jokes

I upvote them

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmhmmmhmmmmm
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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There are really only 10 different kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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There are 10 kinds of people.

People who understand binary and people who don't.

πŸ‘︎ 39
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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There are two kinds of people in this world

Those that can extrapolate incomplete data,

πŸ‘︎ 13
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BumperBabyAngel
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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There are two kinds of people

Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data sets

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/brother_p
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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