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Kinder Puns

A list of puns related to "Kinder"

They are definitely KINDER
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👤︎ u/NathyDre
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Kinder Person Award goes to...
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👤︎ u/_nikhil_anil_
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German children are kinder
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👤︎ u/pogo_hobo
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German kids may always be kinder...

...but kids in a pastry shop tend to be cruller.

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👤︎ u/Spotted_Lady
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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👤︎ u/bperki8
📅︎ Mar 09 2017
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It’s funny cause it’s true.
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👤︎ u/Joy-Moderator
📅︎ Dec 12 2020
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Schokolade anyone?
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👤︎ u/mvolfCZ
📅︎ Jun 27 2020
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do you know why German communist ate kids?

because they were kinder

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👤︎ u/chewby_chan
📅︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?

A kinder surprise🤣😂

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👤︎ u/Sharkyazra
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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I was thinking that I am the kindest person in the world. Then I saw German kids.

They are clearly Kinder.

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👤︎ u/phoqkhan
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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Mixed languages create the best!
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👤︎ u/FlameExploision
📅︎ Sep 21 2018
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Where do you find the nicest children in the world?

Germany. They're kinder.

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👤︎ u/zigbigidorlu
📅︎ Jun 29 2020
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How can you tell which egg was the nicest?

The kinder one

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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In light of current events, I've been doing some self reflection and I came to the conclusion that I need to be more like a German child.

I need to be kinder.

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👤︎ u/strmgdndl
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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So a meeting stretched on for a bit too long, and the client said 'I wouldn't mind a light lunch'.'

So, i said, 'CFL, Incandescent or LED?'

Much groaning ensued amongst my colleagues. Client laughed a lot though.

I have a feeling I'm going to enjoy working with him.

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👤︎ u/AnalFissureSmoothie
📅︎ May 20 2015
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Did you hear about the Ancient Egyptian mummy they found buried with chocolate?

They identified him as Pharaoh Rocher.

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👤︎ u/aidanadriana
📅︎ Dec 13 2018
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What's the spookiest kind of chocolate?

Kinder Boo-enos

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Oct 17 2019
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Where do single chocolate bars go to hook-up?

Kinder.

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👤︎ u/dens382
📅︎ Oct 05 2018
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What do you call a 5 year old farmer?

A kinder-gardener.

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👤︎ u/p0wd3r
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Punny names of Dark Souls 3 bosses.

For reference: Link to wiki

Some of these are done in a kind of "news headline"-style:

  • Choir leader fired after using too much sexual innuendo; "Lewd Ex Cantor."

  • Video on demand about a street where nothing happens; "Vod of the Boring Alley."

  • Man's brutal cousin turns out to be a great bloke; "Raw-Ted, Great Dude".

  • Panic spreads as toilet facilities take over the world; "Cry! Stall-Age."

  • A man orders a book of basic letters to look after his daughters belongings while he looks after the others; "ABC, Watch Her's!".

  • Sams brother cheats a dude; "Dean Cons the Peep."

  • A ride in the amusement park offers a wide range of emotions; "High! Low! Woo! Nah."

  • A weird and hard to describe new dessert; "Cold Lemon Thing."

  • A new star in stand up rises! Come see "Puntiff Sulyvahn."

  • Pirates start eating fava beans and a new drink is required; "Yo! Ho! The Chianti!."

  • A Long lived man has an unusual apetite for fish; "Old-Rick, Devourer of Cods".

  • In Bacteria-Town, a devastating disease strikes one inhabitant working at a hotel; "Cancer of the Borrelia Valet".

  • Roman god Cubid is ordered to take a woman to cave and kill her; "Drag and Slay Her Amor"

  • Osiris's statue has been in way too many marriages and people have started to call it; "Osiris the Consummated Thing."

  • The choir leader from before is transformed into a mushroom; "Champignon Cantor"

  • An english man becomes the leader of a Polish airplane company and gets nicknamed; "LOT-Rick"

  • An impatient tree person attacks a random mythical hunter; "Antsy Ent! Why Hern?!"

  • Horse named Elvis keeps making noise and a man shouts;"Neigh Less King!"

  • A child opens a chocolate egg and a white spirit jumps out; "Soul of Kinder"

Sorry about the possible typos.

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👤︎ u/Dralnu22
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Doesn’t matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
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👤︎ u/TheBoulder64
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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It doesn't matter how kind you are,

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/Billy-Blazkowicz
📅︎ Apr 10 2021
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No matter how kind you are...

German kids are kinder.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 04 2020
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No matter how kind you are....

German children are always Kinder.

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👤︎ u/justbeatitTTD
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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No matter how kind you are...

German children are always kinder.

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👤︎ u/heretolearn00
📅︎ Dec 14 2020
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No matter how kind you are

German kids are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/tzlt
📅︎ Dec 08 2020
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No matter how kind you are

German Children are always kinder

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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No matter how nice your kids are ...

German kids are always Kinder.

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👤︎ u/onetwopi
📅︎ Nov 07 2020
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No matter how kind your kids are

German kids are always Kinder

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👤︎ u/ekrit_
📅︎ May 10 2020
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No matter how kind you are

German kids are always kinder

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👤︎ u/MarnickBeer01
📅︎ Feb 25 2020
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Not matter how KIND you are...

German children are KINDER.

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👤︎ u/Cedrak
📅︎ Mar 28 2020
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No matter what values you teach your kids

German kids will always be kinder

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👤︎ u/KyaUkhaadLegaBe
📅︎ Apr 22 2020
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No matter how kind you are

German children are Kinder.

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👤︎ u/blackhairedShan
📅︎ May 29 2020
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American children are kind...

But German children are kinder

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👤︎ u/brookesabillion
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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No matter how kind you are

German children are Kinder.

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👤︎ u/i_have_a_cold_soul
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American children are kind

But German kids are kinder

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👤︎ u/Dagusiu
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Kids are kind but

German kids are kinder.

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👤︎ u/man_nowhere
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No matter how kind you are

...German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/zamoose
📅︎ Jan 13 2017
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No matter how kind you are

German children will always be Kinder

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👤︎ u/knightsofvalour
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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No matter how kind your kids are...

German children are kinder!

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👤︎ u/Bakedschwarzenbach
📅︎ Jul 28 2019
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It doesn't matter how nice you are

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/Uchi_mata18
📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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American children may be kind...

But German kids are Kinder

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👤︎ u/ShowPan69
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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It doesn't matter how kind you are

because german children are always kinder

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👤︎ u/PedophiliacRetard
📅︎ Dec 08 2017
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No matter how nice your kids are..

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/StinkyWeezle
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No matter how kind you raise your children to be...

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/BioKali
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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However kind you think you are

German children are kinder.

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👤︎ u/rthecl
📅︎ Feb 03 2018
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No matter how kind you are,

German children are always kinder.

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👤︎ u/tlst9999
📅︎ May 26 2016
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