A list of puns related to "Just A Minute"
Itβs his sixty second birthday.
The brother who chugged the soda responds "my half was on the bottom."
He did. It was scone in 60 seconds
He asks: βHow did you do that so quickly?β
The dentist replies: βOh, itβs just a root-tine procedure.β
He thought about it for a bit and said "I am off-duty in 10mins, meet me in the car park"
I guess it's a bunk bed.
Or is it just me? My eldest is 8 but I still had to show him what a zippo was before I laid the hippo/zippo one on him.
Me: hm I thought I was 5:30 My husband: it was just for a minute.
ImPeck-able
It was a deodor-rant.
Me: Son, can I talk to you for a minute?
Son: Sure
Me: 1, 2 ,3, 4,...
Girlfriend and I are laying in bed, watching a movie. I'm not into the movie, so, in an attempt to get me to watch it, she said, "You can play with my boobs if you watch the movie." So, naturally, I put my hand down her shirt and start having fun.
"I said you could play with my boobs, not my nipples."
"Your nipples are a part of your boobs."
"My nipples are a whole other enTITTY."
She's gonna make a great dad someday.
I forgot I had a pizza in the oven
It will come back to you
Me: Hey dad, have you ever driven anywhere in your underwear? Dad: I drive everywhere in my underwear.
"..... I'll be about twenty."
Very short backstory: My dad has a huge-ish garden full of all sorts of vegetables.
So anyway, We're in the garden and I saw a giant beet sticking out of the ground so I picked it up, turned to my dad and say, "Sorry dad, I dropped the beet". I finally got him at his own game.
I asked him to stop drumming so that I could finish reading an essay by Thoreau, and within a few minutes, I received this text: "Does my lack of drumming allow you to do a more Thoreau job with your reading?"
My mom got up and said "My foots asleep" and my dad responded "sshhh don't wake it up"
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