29 Hilarious Jets Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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👤︎ u/zuwiboiii

📅︎ Aug 24 2020

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Sorry New York Jets, but you just can’t score touchdowns.

No offense.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628

📅︎ Jan 23 2021

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Did you know Bennie and The Jets were the first group to social distance ?

They were so spaced-out.

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👤︎ u/borg6510

📅︎ Oct 06 2020

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The King of Spain is now quarantined on his jet

The Reign in Spain will stay mainly on his plane.

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👤︎ u/xwhy

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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Due to COVID, the King of Spain is in quarantine primarily aboard his private jet.

The reign in Spain stays mainly in the plane!

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Jul 01 2020

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I designed a crash proof jet plane, its made completely out of rubber.

I call it the Boing 747

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan

📅︎ Jun 06 2020

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How to classify jets

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👤︎ u/TheQuailEmperor

📅︎ Nov 21 2019

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A guy just flew straight at my ultralight in his jet and gave me an unpleasant look...

He Lear-ed at me.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ May 22 2020

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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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👤︎ u/linknt01

📅︎ May 21 2020

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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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👤︎ u/jeromocles

📅︎ Mar 08 2020

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You’ve heard of Thomas the Tank Engine, now get ready for Jet-Ski Gretzky!

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👤︎ u/RedditDragon9731

📅︎ Jul 07 2019

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I got my own private jet

The rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my wife.

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👤︎ u/XiKiilzziX

📅︎ Jun 28 2014

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If a jet plane loaded with e-cigarette smokers flies overhead, you'll see the vaper trail.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Dec 04 2019

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Jet Blue Salad Joke...

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👤︎ u/BeginnerCryptoGirl

📅︎ May 09 2019

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Jet Engine Fueled by the Faith of Christ

THE POWER OF CHRIST PROPELS YOU

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👤︎ u/AnchorMcDaddy

📅︎ Feb 19 2019

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What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?

A plane in the neck

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👤︎ u/GoAwayYouSTINK

📅︎ Sep 18 2019

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I read on jets because it's one of the quickest ways to learn.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Jul 24 2019

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I do have my own private jet

But my mum still owns the rest of the jacuzzi.

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👤︎ u/DadofTamzin

📅︎ Apr 25 2019

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After Turkey shot down a Russian jet imgur.com/cLR7wRL

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👤︎ u/Sentinel122125

📅︎ Nov 27 2015

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With only a fraction of my wealth I could buy a private jet

That fraction would have to be 8000001/2

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👤︎ u/Kepiman

📅︎ Sep 09 2018

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I've done a lot of leisurely travel in my life so far, but the closest I'll ever be to jet setting is probably on my shower head.

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👤︎ u/walpolemarsh

📅︎ Aug 15 2017

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[OC] What did the propeller say to the famous jet?

"I'm basically a huge fan"

Was that even a pun? Or just play-on-words?

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👤︎ u/Jar3D

📅︎ May 23 2013

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What's another name for a jet ski?

A boatercycle

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👤︎ u/UneBebeChevre

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…

Killed two stones with one bird.

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👤︎ u/comeonyea

📅︎ Feb 27 2018

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What does Oliver Queen call his private jet?

The Arrowplane

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👤︎ u/Wasitgoodforyoutoo

📅︎ Aug 26 2016

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Weren't micro jet turbines were supposed to replace batteries?

I guess it never took off.

This actually came out of a conversation I had. Source: http://news.mit.edu/2006/microengines

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👤︎ u/synthparadox

📅︎ Jun 21 2016

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"Dad, have you ever been on a jet?"

"No...but i've been IN one." sigh....

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👤︎ u/REPAIR-MAN-MAN-MAN

📅︎ Aug 28 2014

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I have my own private jet

But the rest of the jacuzzi belongs to my mother.

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👤︎ u/Deeman_27

📅︎ Jan 24 2018

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What did the airplane propeller say to the jet engine?

I'm a huge fan!

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👤︎ u/IT_Chef

📅︎ Oct 15 2017

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