Why should you never go for a jog if it is raining cats and dogs outside?

You might step in a poodle!

(from my 70 year old uncle)

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It’s raining cats and dogs out there...

Cutest storm ever!!

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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It’s raining cats and dogs

So be careful you don’t stop in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmergingTuna21
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lifesdope057
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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You know, owls never go on a date if it's raining.

It's too wet to woo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nonions
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Traveling with my nine year old, and he observed that our gate in Hartford was A6, and our gate in Baltimore is B6. I respond that it's raining so hard we'll take a boat home...

...then we'll be C6.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunstoned1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whimsicalfinch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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When it's not raining, snowing or hot outside, what is it?

Icy how it is...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs.

Hailing taxis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattelly2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Since it started raining my wife just stares sadly through the stupid window …

If it gets any worse, I guess I’ll have to let her in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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It was raining this morning and my wife had to drive right past where I work, so I said 'Will you give me a lift?'

She said 'Have you lost weight? Nice shirt, by the way, and your hair looks fantastic.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Cam a vampire go outside while it's raining in Africa

Their rains are blessed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PROTOTALEthe2nd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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Me: <receives phone notification> "Ooh, it's supposed to start raining in 2 minutes"

Wife: "It's sunny outside"

Me: <continuing> "...the rain will be light."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaellasalle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Where do you hang your clothes to dry if it's raining in Ireland?

On an Γ‰ire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Witherkay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Why do posts about headlights when it's raining always make lots of karma?

Upvote for visibility

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2017
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β€œIs it raining or snowing, Joseph?”

It’s Hail, Mary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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It was raining cats and dogs today.

An aircraft carrying Korean food had exploded in midair.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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It’s raining today. My wife asked me to get her an umbrella. I said why you’re not made of sugar.

She was pretty salty after that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CyberNinja23
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
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Is it raining? (x-post from /r/unexpected)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalazarRED
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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It's raining

So's the Queen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michacha123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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It's raining cats and dogs where I am.

In fact earlier I went for a walk, and I stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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What do you call a person who proposes while it is raining in Houston?

Wet-knee Houston.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benbunny
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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My wife told me it's raining cats and dogs outside.

U warned her not to step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kovehshteeble
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2017
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It’s raining cats and dogs!

Don’t step in a poodle!

Curtesy my son when he was 2 1/2. XD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beowuff
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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What type of deer do you see outside when it's raining?

Raindeer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfshadow0118
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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You know how I know it was raining cats and dogs?

I’m standing in a poodle right meow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5zgood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I came back home from college last night and it's been raining dad jokes ever since.

I was combing my dad's hair when I realised they're too long for them to sit still on his head and he goes "don't worry, let them stand. they'll sit on their own when they're tired from all that standing". xD

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that_daughter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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It was raining cats and dogs yesterday.

I was gonna go for a walk but I didn't wanna step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/friedchocolate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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What did the courting owl say when it was raining?

Too wet to woo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sroka87
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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If it's been raining where you live, watch out for pilgrims

It's that time of year; April showers bring Mayflowers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slenderlad
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2017
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Is it raining today?

https://i.imgur.com/kWYuWj4.gifv

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saitama1023
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2017
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Discussing going to Disneyland today (it's raining)

Sister: "hmm, I wonder what Disneyland is like in the rain." Dad: "Wet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaypalm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2016
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It's raining outside. Guy at my job says, "I hope it keeps up."

I say, "Why's that?"

He says, "So it doesn't come down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RyanJS0901
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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It was raining pretty hard outside ..

Me: It's really raining cats and dogs out there!

Dad: Yeah I know. I almost stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HodorYelledHodor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2014
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It's raining cats and dogs outside...

Try not to step in a poodle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you have to step over the poodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/julius_seaczar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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It is raining cats and dogs outside.

I almost stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modernalchemist2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?

You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OGFreshmeatlover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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You know its raining cats and dogs...

when you step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dthoulu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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It’s raining cats and dogs today, how do I know?

I stepped in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madlad464
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?

When you step in a poodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anerdsense
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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By law, you have to turn on your headlights if it is raining in Sweden.

How the hell am I supposed to know whether it is raining there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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Cant go outside because it is raining cats with no dogs

what a catastrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/8dotsANDacomma
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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It’s raining cats and dogs outside

I just stepped in a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkorchids
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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How do you know it's raining cats and dogs?

When you step into a poodle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnYoungMVP
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2017
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It's raining cats and dogs outside!

I just stepped in a poodle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2017
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If it's raining cats and dogs, is it raining furryously?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spoopy_wagons
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