What do Mexicans eat when it's cold out?
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
It was really cold in Northern Indiana today so I spent my day huddled in the corner...
It was 90 degrees in there
Its getting that time of year when it's so cold....
....people are starting to wear 2 pairs of pyjamas to Walmart.
You know that it is cold outside when
You go outside and it is cold.
There's a South American country where they have a rare pepper. Instead of being hot when you eat it, it makes your mouth feel cold.
It's called the Chilly Chile Chili.
Why was it so cold at the stadium?
Because there were lots of fans
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
What does a phone say when it's cold?
Nothing, it just vibrates like brrrrr...
Son-“Dad it’s cold in here, can we turn the thermostat up”
Me - “No just go stand in the corner”
Son -“Why?”
Me - “Because it is always at 90 degrees”
I was cold while in my kayak so I lit a fire and it sunk
Shows you can’t have your kayak and heat it too!
It's cold and dark outside, so I have drawn the curtains.
What does Jack Frost use to determine if it's cold enough to start hanging icicles?
Why was it called the Cold War
Cuz they were Stalin’ for time.
What did the painter do when it got cold...
It's cold and gross outside, but spring is just around the corner!
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
Which brand of clothing should you wear when it's cold out?
My daughter was complaining that it was cold in the house
I told her to go into the corner, it's 90 degrees!
Kid says, “Dad, it’s cold in here”.
Father replies, “Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees over there”.
A good air conditioner is worth its weight in cold
*Sitting around the campfire with the fam, roasting hotdogs* You'd better eat that hotdog before it gets cold.
Me: Because then it would be ..... a chili dog.
Stone Cold tells it like it is
What does a dog crave when it is indecisive, cold, and angry?
I guess it really is cold as F° in the U.S.
My son said it was getting cold in our house....
I said " Go stand in the corner to warm up, it's 90 degrees."
Me: *turns off fan because it's too cold*
everyone else in the helicopter
Son: Dad, whats that....Dad: Its a Thermos. It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold......Son: Whats in it.....
Dad: 2 Cups of Coffee and an Ice Cream
I ship it but one is ice cold when the other is falling apart
Its bloody cold today just had to use my Company’s staff discount card to scrape the ice off my windscreen.
Still only managed to get 10% off....
Think it's easy living in a cold animal house?
Nope! It's a terrible burden. >!Brrr-Den!<
Wasn't sure if this was the place to post, or if I should look for Dad jokes instead.
Hitler: “It’s getting cold. What is ze Wetter forecast?”
In really cold weather climates, it's always a good idea to have an extra set of gloves on hand
If you are cold, DONT TOUCH MY THERMOSTAT! Just move your bed to the corner of your room where its 90 degrees.
Daughter: It's really cold in here.
Dad: Try standing in the corner. It's always 90 degrees.
It is SO COLD TODAY...... 🎶HOW COLD IS IT ? 🎶
It is SO COLD I saw a politician with his hands in HIS OWN POCKETS !!!!
You know it’s cold outside
When you go outside and it’s cold.
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
I got lost on the dark side of the moon the other day. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side the craters were a lot of fun to explore!
Justice is best served cold. If it were served warm, it would be justwater.
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