A list of puns related to "Invasives"
but I'm still working out The Kinks
Grow away
Napoleon Blownaparte
Just think, if the British had won, we'd all be speaking English now.
The living room.
(From a 9-year-old!)
Dr. Watson: Sure. Lock homes.
Putin gets to the customs officer and presents his passport.
Customs agent: And what's the purpose of your visit, Mr. Putin? Business or pleasure?
Putin: Business, of course.
Customs agent: Occupation?
Putin: No, not this time. Just visiting.
Myself, though, I think when the Vikings murdered all the monks, they de-scribed the monasteries pretty thoroughly ;)
Thanks but no tanks.
Illegal avian.
No tanks
A tractor
(Because Putin is likely to lose his seat for attempting to invade a sovereign nation. Will be more relevant after this happens.)
Apparently he offered very little resistance and conducted himself beautifully
JalapeΓ±o business
After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.
My son sighs and says, "the living room."
High five buddy, you got me.
The meoware is pretty invasive, to be honest.
The British were simply out-plaid
Maybe they just need the right liter?
Don't worry, their efforts were foiled.
Bam-BOO
My kiddo came at me with this zinger yesterday. He wonβt tell me where he heard it but it gave me a proud mom giggle
"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"
I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.
Everyone got out Scott free
A brick!
Was not a terrier attack.
He said, "First you have to sneak up on them VERY slowly."
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