Can you explain why your neighbor’s yard is so messy and overgrown?

“We’d never.”

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How many Irishmen do you need fix up an overgrown garden?

Tree fellas!

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He got me and I loved it.

Driving with my dad and as we pull up to a red light the overgrown plants on the side of the road rub up against the car.

Dad: "$5 if you can name that plant." Me: "I don't know" Dad: "Lilly of the Nile. You know what that they call that sound of them hitting the car?" Me: "No. What's that?" Dad: "Petal to the metal."

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