Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own

The British were simply out-plaid

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Did you hear about the quadratic invasion?

Don't worry, their efforts were foiled.

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馃懁︎ u/changhaobyu
馃搮︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?

I.C.U.P

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馃搮︎ Jun 08 2019
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Did you hear about the invasion of the U.K.

Everyone got out Scott free

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馃搮︎ May 23 2019
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Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?

They kept Stalin'

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馃懁︎ u/swift_air
馃搮︎ Jan 05 2019
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What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?

I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.

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馃搮︎ Nov 19 2018
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In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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馃懁︎ u/floydimus
馃搮︎ Mar 02 2015
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I was talking to my dad about the African-snail invasion in Florida. I asked him how hard it was to catch these snails.

He said, "First you have to sneak up on them VERY slowly."

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馃懁︎ u/abeannis
馃搮︎ Apr 18 2018
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Police confirm the invasion at crufts...

Was not a terrier attack.

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馃懁︎ u/SaladDodging
馃搮︎ Mar 11 2018
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Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"Bj酶rn is the king of Israel"

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馃懁︎ u/randombrain
馃搮︎ Jan 31 2017
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Que s'est-il pass茅 en l'an 1111 ?

L'invasion des Huns

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馃懁︎ u/Papapac
馃搮︎ Aug 17 2019
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Monkeys and dad jokes: an exquisite combination

In my biology class not too long ago, we covered a mini unit on invasive species. One of my classmates was giving a presentation on an invasive monkey species, explaining how it is very aggressive in nature and has been known to attack people and other animals in small groups. After hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my hand and pose the question: "So you could say these monkeys use guerrilla warfare?". Almost the entire class groaned simultaneously. It was glorious.

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馃搮︎ Jan 27 2016
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Putin to the people of Crimea right now:

"You don't want a Russian invasion? Oh, Crimea river!"

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馃懁︎ u/I_Am_The_Baus
馃搮︎ Mar 04 2014
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