What's the safest room in the house during a zombie invasion?

After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.

My son sighs and says, "the living room."

High five buddy, you got me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ex_oh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Historically, the Scottish fought off a British Invasion force 20x as big as their own

The British were simply out-plaid

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Did you hear about the quadratic invasion?

Don't worry, their efforts were foiled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Why does the invisible man consider cups with the apple logo an invasion of privacy?

I.C.U.P

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Did you hear about the invasion of the U.K.

Everyone got out Scott free

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Why was the Soviet Union unprepared for the Nazi invasion?

They kept Stalin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swift_air
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What is your opinion on the Mongol Invasions?

I don't know, there were a lot of pros and Khans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TilahtamalianKing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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I was talking to my dad about the African-snail invasion in Florida. I asked him how hard it was to catch these snails.

He said, "First you have to sneak up on them VERY slowly."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abeannis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Police confirm the invasion at crufts...

Was not a terrier attack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaladDodging
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Did you know "Silent Night" is not a nativity carol, but rather a news item about a successful Scandinavian invasion of the Middle East?

"BjΓΈrn is the king of Israel"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randombrain
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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Monkeys and dad jokes: an exquisite combination

In my biology class not too long ago, we covered a mini unit on invasive species. One of my classmates was giving a presentation on an invasive monkey species, explaining how it is very aggressive in nature and has been known to attack people and other animals in small groups. After hearing this, I couldn't help but raise my hand and pose the question: "So you could say these monkeys use guerrilla warfare?". Almost the entire class groaned simultaneously. It was glorious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kid-named-cudi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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