Interrogating Puns

That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.

Are you gonna cracker what?

When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”

“I’m NUTELLAn ya nothin!!”

Thankfully he quacked under the pressure...

The policeman says “You are the lawyer!”

“Exactly, so where’s my present?” Replies the lawyer.

Lawyer : (whispering) Deny everything.

Me : This isn't a chair.

A spokesperson for the police said "Eventually he quacked under pressure".

And found him in a web of lies

man,they really grilled me.

"I'll never talk."

When in the interrogation room, he told my grandfather

"vee haf vays of making you tock!"

Because then you'd easily be lying all the time.

You get your questions answered in one, and your answers questioned in the other.

I think I have something here, just need a little help with the ending. This is what I have so far.

In the interrogation room, Joe Ga pleaded with police to let him go. He explained the man they are really after is Joe Ka, who has been systematically committing crimes and calling out his own name in the process knowing how similar they sound.

"This is all just a setup, the real Joe Ka is..."

Ducks will always quack under interrogation.

They break too easily.

"I was framed!"

The robber ducky

They always quack under interrogation.

So there was a murderer and his name was Ardy. His last name was too long and complicated and everyone knew him in town, so everyone called him "Ardy". One of his buddies asked him to kill this guy for $3000 and after Ardy did a bit of research, he realized he knew him and had a grudge against him for years. So Ardy told the guy: "I hate this guy so much, I'll kill him for free."

Ardy's buddy said "Are you sure? I gotta give you something!"

So Ardy said, "Ok ok. I'll do it for a dollar."

The next morning, the guy was at Meijer (A grocery store) and Ardy came up behind him and choked him with his scarf. When he was done killing him, there was a woman screaming at him to stop. So Ardy had to choke her with his scarf too. After that, he ran to his car and there was an old man watching him, so Ardy went over and choked him too. In the middle of killing the old man, the police pulled up and arrested Ardy. After a bit of interrogation, Ardy admitted to killing all of them, and especially the first guy for only a dollar.

The next morning, the headlines read:

Ardy Chokes 3 for a Dollar at Meijer

An interrogator

During interrogation the police ask,

"Why did you do it?"

"Well," he replied. "You are what you eat."

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

Man, they really grilled me

... “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”

"You are the lawyer." said the policeman.

"Exactly, so where’s my present?" replied the lawyer.

Cop: You are the lawyer.

Lawyer: Exactly, so where’s my present?

First saw it on badjokesbyjeff