What do you call a whale song with no instrumental accompaniment?

Orcapella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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To help me focus on working, background music is instrumental

Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillKay10
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Climbtrees47
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...

β€œI play a little guitar!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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What would you say about someone who likes automobiles, writing instruments, and forests?

That they’re in to carpentry!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deeoh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2021
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What happens when Bigfoot learns how to play an instrument?

He becomes Saxquatch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/techtornado
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.

Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koukasen_np
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a suitcase full of stolen jazz instruments?

A felonious trunk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xrayhearing
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?

A harmonica.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/logansworth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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If you told me you were a U-shaped stringed instrument

Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?

The C Bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subsum44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?

Many Tuba.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glowing-fishSCL
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?

He was really dis-organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?

The Akustic Guitar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xoriatis71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.

I haven't touched it in years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTaminus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do you call someone who hits people with brass instruments?

A bugilist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Salty_Cellist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What instrument do fishermen play?

castanets!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/softstone1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.

But they are a major second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SD_Swift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?

Violins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlockyShapes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

With a tuba glue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thirteen_20
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Seems like a Bassless claim to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...

It's a regular penacea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.

He was a huge bassist.

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I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.

It was a grand piano.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation

I really have to make it count

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What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?

A xilobone! (Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uiltje16
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep

But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirDianthus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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Which instrument do they play at the white house?

A trumpet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NatureGuy45
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?

The Obo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lockstocks85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.

Always proud to be an organ donor.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What instrument do fishes play?

The guitartar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burnallthebooks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you clean a band instrument with?

A tuba glue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rekker_dekker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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If you remove all musical instruments from a church

Is it disorganised?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roku-Hanmar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...

I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grandcanyon19
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?

It's a conundrum!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Which musical instrument is the most depressed?

The sigh-low-phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars

So i can give them 4/4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arifshiddiq
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What is a skeletons favourite instrument?

The xyloBONE!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty78644
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?

$5,318,008

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IMightNotBeKevin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.

If only i had known about her history of violins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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What do you call a group of whales play instruments?

An Orcastra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?

Mount Rushmore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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