What do you call a whale song with no instrumental accompaniment?
To help me focus on working, background music is instrumental
Mostly because I'd get distracted if there were vocals
What do you call a bunch of whales that play instruments?
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What would you say about someone who likes automobiles, writing instruments, and forests?
That they’re in to carpentry!
What happens when Bigfoot learns how to play an instrument?
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What do you call a suitcase full of stolen jazz instruments?
Which musical instrument can be detrimental to your health?
If you told me you were a U-shaped stringed instrument
Well, then I’d say you were a lyre.
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?
Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?
He was really dis-organ-ized.
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
What do you call someone who hits people with brass instruments?
What instrument do fishermen play?
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Seems like a Bassless claim to me
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
There was a knight whose job it was to guard other knights while they sleep
But as anyone that has worked the night shift knows it can be a long and boring affair. No great threats to defend against. So this knight decided to improve himself, night after night he would bring books to read while he stood guard. Learning languages, math, philosophy. The smarter he gets the more he realizes that he will likely leave the world and be forgotten. In his depression he turns to music, learning instrument after instrument, style after style. Using his knowledge of math to create beautiful patterns and moving songs. He learns that it is they rhythm more than anything that draws people to a song and sets his nights to finding the rhythm that will be universally loved. Now, hundreds of years after his death, people the world over still remember Sir Cadian's Rhythm.
Which instrument do they play at the white house?
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
What instrument do fishes play?
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
What is a skeletons favourite instrument?
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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