No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
What Canadian province has the most brass instruments?
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?
He was really dis-organ-ized.
Which is the music instrument that Samurai Jack despises the most?
Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
What do you call someone who hits people with brass instruments?
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
What instrument do fishermen play?
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
Seems like a Bassless claim to me
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
What instrument do fishes play?
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What do you clean a band instrument with?
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
What is a skeletons favourite instrument?
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
A man only plays his instrument when alone
Accordion to himself, he’s great
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
What’s a sheep’s favorite instrument?
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
What instrument do skeletons play?
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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