I asked my grandfather how he was enjoying the new stairlift that was installed in his house.
He said, “It’s driving me up the wall.”
My job installed this new faucet. Im really faucinated by it
I installed a new range hood for an oven
Wife: You need to knock out the vent hole.
Me: I think due to the pandemic, we should wait.
Wife: Why?
Me: The country is low on vent hole laters.
A man installed on his car new brakes, bearings, crankshaft, tires and exhaust.
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
It escalated very quickly.
A German friend of mine actually installed a bath around his desk !?..
I just installed a screw in my computer.
But I can’t find the driver for it.
I was arrested for using cash that my friend gave me after I installed a new table top in his kitchen.
He gave me counter fit money.
My buddy just installed a new counter top
I just hope he doesn’t take it for granite
I'm getting fibre installed on Saturday.
It'll be nice to finally have regular internet.
I’ve just installed high voltage electrical fencing .....
My neighbour is dead against it.
Ever since I installed Adblocker, I have been severely depressed.
Hot singles in my area are no longer interested in me.
Just installed a new hydration system
I've installed a Photoshop software.
I installed the granite in the kitchen all by myself.
My neighbor installed a security system in his porch that launches intruders into the air, and I could tell he was very happy about it.
There was a spring in his step.
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
I bought a car with keyless entry system installed. I like the car very much. However,
it's missing some key features.
Just installed two 12 inch subs in my car.
I got a bar installed into my roof
Just so whenever I have guests I can say “drinks are on the house.”
My son asked my why I installed fans in the mailbox.
I told him it was because I still used Hotmail.
I finally have installed a mosquitos screen on the window...
But I felt the waste of effort when I found 2 mosquitos still in the room, now I will have to remove the screen to let the mosquitos out and reinstall it again
I installed a skylight in my apartment....
The people who live above me are FURIOUS!
Why did the scientist installed a knocker?
Why did he installed a knocker on his door? he want to win the no-bell prize
I installed a secuity camera to keep an eye out and as I suspected, someone had been adding soil to my garden.
Saw a sign at a mall kiosk recently; "Watch Batteries Installed, $5"
Couldn't help but wonder why anyone would pay to see that.
Installed a new kitchen counter top the other day.
My family took it for granite.
I’ve installed podiums and microphones all over my ship.
They’re just for deck oration.
A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I just had a winch installed on my boat today," the guy tells the bartender.
I told my friend I had sleeping compartments installed on my bus exactly 1 year ago today.
He said, "happy berth-day!"
A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.
If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.
Had new soft close cupboard doors installed and realised how chaste they are
Because you can't bang them.
I got solar panels installed on our roof.
When the guy asked for payment, I said, “Why? I thought it was on the house.”
I accidentally installed a program that keeps on showing me pictures of Chinese politicians.
My rich friend just installed a gold toilet in his bathroom.
He is sitting on a small fortune.
I love the new AC I installed
I just installed a new version of Microsoft Office on my mums computer
After exclaiming how nice and new it all looked, I began to sing in my best Louis Armstrong voice:
"...I think to myself,
what a wonderful Word."
When a musician gets a new lock installed on their front door...
... Is that a key change?
I have faith in the hook I installed
It's something I can hang my hat on
I asked my grandfather how he’s enjoying the new stair lift that was recently installed in his house.
He said, “I hate it. It’s driving me up the wall.”
I accidentally installed a program that keeps showing me a picture of a Chinese politician.
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