A list of puns related to "Insta"
What is a 1000x better than Instagram?
INSTAKILO.
It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I donβt understand what fun do they get.
Instakilogram.
An insta-grammer
An insta-gator
Insta-Graham
There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.
I call it: InstaGram
In instaGrams
My daughter dropped her phone in the water and jumped in after it.
I told her she just open an InstaSwam account.
Somehow I'm the bad guy.
...an InstaGram.
A Insta-gator
Theyβre calling them insta-grahams.
For some reason, my phone calls it insta-gram
Insta-gram
Now she's an insta-Gramma.
This morning the GF has been up going back and forth to the bathroom. She said she felt like she might possibly have a UTI.
As she was getting ready to go to our InstaCare to get a test done, she commented that she wasn't sure if she would be able to make the drive over without having to pee.
To which I responded, "wow... This is really rough. And to think, this is only the peeginning."
She rolled her eyes and told me that one was a real stretch. Which I immediately followed up with, "Yeah it was. There will be more jokes to come. I'd say urine for a real treat."
He was telling me that his grandma had recently started using Twitter and Instagram.
I asked him if that makes her his "Insta-gram."
He was only mildly amused.
I call it Insta-gram.
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