Insta?

What is a 1000x better than Instagram?

INSTAKILO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoned_Emperor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Insta grams
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thats-MEan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I put my grandma's no. On speed dail, I call it insta-gram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jj_arora_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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Found this on insta knew I had to post it here πŸ˜‚
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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All credit to @punbible on insta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AMswag123
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Found this on insta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sujan101
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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[Meta] can we make it a rule that any comment from pun patrol will result in an insta ban from this subreddit?

It is incredibly lame to see the same comment in each and every thread. Like I don’t understand what fun do they get.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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From my friends insta...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wise_wombat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What's a thousand times better than Instagram?

Instakilogram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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R.I.P
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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How do you call a hipster’s weighting scale?

An insta-grammer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVinceee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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What do you call a reptile who enjoys snapping picture of food and sunsets?

An insta-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/respect-thebeard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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You know, that famous cookie company..., they just released an App

Insta-Graham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGreybush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Gotta sea this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alyfish126
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why did the selfie-taking alligator get arrested?

There was a fight, and he was the insta-gator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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I have my grandma on speed dial

I call it: InstaGram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lacsantos91
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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How do you weigh an influencer?

In instaGrams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaylPone
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Today at the lake...

My daughter dropped her phone in the water and jumped in after it.

I told her she just open an InstaSwam account.

Somehow I'm the bad guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CainnicOrel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do they call a grandma that’s quick to respond?

...an InstaGram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alltime75
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a alligator who likes to start stuff in instagram?

A Insta-gator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thatgammer1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I heard that they started making powdered graham crackers. Just add water.

They’re calling them insta-grahams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devnodegree
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2018
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I put my grandma on speed dial

For some reason, my phone calls it insta-gram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/caj28
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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If weight of an object is measured in kilograms, weight of an image is measured in....

Insta-gram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonedRiverBridge
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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I helped my Nan post photos online straight away.

Now she's an insta-Gramma.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2018
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Girlfriend Not Feeling So Well

This morning the GF has been up going back and forth to the bathroom. She said she felt like she might possibly have a UTI.

As she was getting ready to go to our InstaCare to get a test done, she commented that she wasn't sure if she would be able to make the drive over without having to pee.

To which I responded, "wow... This is really rough. And to think, this is only the peeginning."

She rolled her eyes and told me that one was a real stretch. Which I immediately followed up with, "Yeah it was. There will be more jokes to come. I'd say urine for a real treat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJimiHat
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2016
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Dad-joked my coworker

He was telling me that his grandma had recently started using Twitter and Instagram.

I asked him if that makes her his "Insta-gram."

He was only mildly amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jerestrasz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2015
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I put my grandma on speed dial...

I call it Insta-gram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellyandKen
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