What do you call a small insect that bites Muslims in their house of worship?

A mosque-ito

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What do you call insects that bite you during worship?

Mosque-itos.

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👤︎ u/jomr
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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I'd make a joke about using insect protein in bite-sized pancakes, but it would be a little flippant
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👤︎ u/Saguine
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A researcher working in a biology lab is brought two insects to dissect...

A cricket, and a tick.

He decides to start with the larger one, the cricket, and proceeds to put it under a microscope and carefully rip the dead insect apart writing down the results. Nothing unusual.

Moving on, he goes back to the delivery petri dish and notices the tick is missing.

He searches around for some time but the bugger is nowhere to be seen. Just before giving up he notices it crawling on his hand. Before the tick can bite him, he expertly grabs it and throws it under the microscope.

He turns it to the highest magnification and says to himself: "Let's see what makes you tick."

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👤︎ u/MoffKalast
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