What kind of teacher never farts in public?
Why did Jupiter refuse to go out in public?
Because he had a Great Red Spot on his face.
Is it ever ok to piss your pants in public?
Swimming in a public pool is free
But swimming in the ocean with sharks and crocodiles can cost you an arm and a leg.
What do you call a person who never farts in public?
What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
My son asked me to stop singing Oasis songs in public.
My ex-girlfriend is always correcting in public
Whenever I introduce her she interrupts to say "I'm actually his wife"
I promise you guys that I cuss at strangers in public with my little finger..
New York City has recently outlawed urinating and defecating in public.
They have claimed it as their #1 and #2 priorities.
What happens if you get caught peeing in public?
When you enter a public restroom, what do you call the fifth sink in the row?
Cinco.
I came up with this last night, while tired. Forgive me.
What did the cop say to the man peeing in public?
What do you call a horse in a public restroom?
Why can't you talk about craigslist in public
A German man was arrested for not confessing that he passed gas in public
When the court asked if he had anything to say for himself, the man responded: "es toot mir lied".
Having sex in public is a fucking crime
Where is the only acceptable place to fart in public?
Whats the perfect job for a person who blasts music in public?
A cat just gave birth in a public park.
It was fined $50 for littering.
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
In a very public spat, John Lennon’s wife threw a tyre at Paul McCartney’s wife.
All the press wanted to know was, did Yoko harm her?
What do you call a teacher that would never break wind in public?
Sorry to Aries this problem in public
Throwback to when I found this vacant billboard in public
I like to pretend that I have Tourette Syndrome so I can cuss in public. Today I went wild on a crowded elevator.
Yeah. It was wrong on so many levels.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
Dad jokes that you overuse in public that infuriate your partner?
So my partner probably wants to stab me more than i think. Almost every time she ask is me to “put the kettle on” I respond “I can’t, it won’t fit” or if we’re shopping and I’m asked “do you need a bag” I point at her and say “it’s fine I brought my own” there are others, but they currently evade my 2am brain.
I feel I need some new ones to keep her on her toes and what better place than this sanctum of one liners (except for this post, for which I apologise).
I felt uncomfortable with my wife giving me dirty looks in public
So I had to ask her to clean her glasses
People who go out in public without a mask make me sick.
Do you use toilet seat liners in public restrooms?
Or do you not give a crap
What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public
What do you call someone that won't fart in public?
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My daughter told me to stop singing Oasis in public, it’s embarrassing her.
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