Why did the teacher never fart in public?
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
Throwback to when I found this vacant billboard in public
Public Service Announcement: In order to meet the energy budget for 2020....
the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
Thank you and have a nice day.
My friend tried to delay the inevitable by locking himself in a public bathroom...
Do you use toilet seat liners in public restrooms?
Or do you not give a crap
Egyptian Council Leader: the public transport in Cairo is terrible.
Egyptian Transport Secretary: We need a new bus
What do you call someone who doesn’t fart in public?
Why is whispering in public a bad idea?
People who go out in public without a mask make me sick.
I can't believe the lights in the public bathroom went out
now i can't see Jack shit
What do you call bread that doesn’t want its name out in the public
While living alone and always wearing a mask in public, I grew a mustache without anyone knowing.
Did you hear about the fraction that was arrested for drinking whiskey in public?
In order to stay healthy during this pandemic, I’ve been dancing in public while insulting people.
I practice social diss dancing.
People who dislike breadfeeding in public are not haters.
They're just tired of breasts being milked for all its worth.
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas.
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
Hey pal, why won’t you cover your face while you’re in public?
I tried to start a conversation in the public restroom...
but everyone was occupied
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today I’m wearing pants to take her to school.
I just passed gas in public and everyone heard it.
They really caught wind of the situation
I just want to wear a sheet out in public
What did the cop say to the guy he caught peeing in public?
I like to have sex in my vehicle in public
I guess you can call me an Expeditionist.
Sorry to Aries this problem in public
My wife told me that a sci-fi horror series centered around geek culture could never make it big in the public sphere.
But I've seen stranger things.
The cops caught me having sex with a clock in public again
It looks like I'm doing time
What do you call a person who never farts in public?
A son asks his dad: "Why is there always pee in the public showers?"
His dad responded: "Otherwise it would just be ublic showers."
I asked dad if sneezing in public is gross.
Condom commercials should just be a short clip of a couple trying to enjoy a nice meal in public with children.
I’m not a dad, but I laughed in the 15 acre blueberry field that’s opened to the public.
Some little girl to my left - “Dad!! Where are you?”
Dad- “Over here by this blueberry bush!”
People who give me dirty looks when I breastfeed in public need to stop
What I'm doing is natural and it strengthens the bond I have between me and my girlfriend
My idiot hipster friend started wearing two monocles out in public.
I said, “You are making a spectacle of yourself.”
Breaking News: A turtleneck seller is to appear in court for selling his turtlenecks to the public, and just killing so many turtles. And sweater or not he wins, he was really a bad salesman.
What do you call a teacher who doesn’t fart in public?
What do you call a teacher who doesn’t like to fart in public?
Why couldn't the teacher fart in public?
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public?
I'm thinking about starting a company to provide Wi-Fi in public swimming areas..
I'm going to call it IP in Pools
My teacher never farts in public.
Since, she is a private tutor, of course.
My piano teacher never farted in public.
Did you hear about the teacher that was afraid to fart in public?
She had to become a private tooter
What do you call a man who doesn’t fart in public?
What do you call a teacher who doesn't fart in public?
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