Public Speaking In Puns

A list of puns related to "Public Speaking In"

Why does Stephen Hawking have difficulty speaking in public?

Maybe he's socially hawkward.

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👤︎ u/atomic1fire
📅︎ Jul 28 2017
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Quite a rich pun

A wealthy man who occasionally dabbled in black-market affairs was strolling through town one day. One of his associates came running up to him with some bad news. "Sir, the shipment from Singapore is late" his associate said. "DO NOT talk to me about these affairs in public you fool!" the wealthy man blurted back. "My apologies, sir. Would you prefer to discuss this in your home?" his associate replied. The wealthy man responded "Yes, please speak to me in the manor to which I'm accustomed."

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👤︎ u/BadCorey
📅︎ Jan 14 2015
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Public transport / transit

If you want to be a dad, replace 'public' with 'pubic' in any verbal conversation.

  • I'll just call him on a pubic telephone.
  • I'm going to ride pubic transport to work today.
  • I have a fear of pubic speaking.
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👤︎ u/xbtdev
📅︎ Mar 25 2014
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