Horse Meat Puns

A man was enjoying his burger when someone broke the news to him that it was made out of 'Horse Meat'. Suddenly he went into a fit and started choking. Two hours upon rushing him to the hospital........

Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

I texted my brother about Aldi's having cheap burgers, and he said it's because they use horse meat

Eating horse meat? Yay or neigh?

They asked me if I ate any horse meat recently...