I was raking and found a hornet's nest

I couldn't bee leaf it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo-drums
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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Who decided to call them β€œmurder hornets”

and not β€œbuzzkills”?

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πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a hornet from America?

A USB

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Hornet Spray

I recently went to buy some bug spray for bee problem I had. All they had was wasp and hornet spray. So I asked the cashier if it was good for bees. She said no, it's terrible for them....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrwrichwood
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What happened to the murder hornets?

They were told to buzz off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Went to a small pop-up exhibit on hornets...

Two bee fair, it was alright.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dewmangroup
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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After a family picnic

My coworker and I were talking on a Monday about the picnic she went on over the weekend. She was saying how there were a lot of bees out covering all the sodas and punch and how the hornets kept getting in people's beer. I told her I knew why...

Bees tend to like sweet things but hornets like to get a little buzzed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twinsaber123
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2017
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I was being bothered by a flying pest...

I was visibly uncomfortable as a buzzing, stingy creature kept flying around my head.

Dad: It's not a hornet or a wasp, just let it bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vonroald
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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Wife dropped this gem.

"Why is there a hornet on that flower?"

"It's a wanna-bee."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fetter_indy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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What insect would you use to catch women of ill repute?

Hornets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moargamma
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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What happened to the murder hornets?

They were told to buzz off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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