American Airlines Magazine Cover: Unsung Heroes - Sandwiches you’ve never heard of but need to try
What do you call a small group of crying, pleasant-smelling, chivalrous heroes?
The 3 musketeers
Do you play Heroes of the Storm?
Because i got hots for you
Listening to sonic heroes makes me want to destroy a certain amount of robots
I wanna crush 40 robots.
I was taking a tour around a museum the other day looking at portraits of French war heroes.
The tour guide explained, “Many of the people in these portraits were wounded in battle. A single musket shot could end in an amputation of an entire limb.”
Among the paintings of great heroes was a painting of several severed ears. I asked, “What is this painting doing here?”
The tour guide replied, “Oh! Those are the three musket ears.”
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
Why are there no vegan DC heroes?
Because they're afraid of rotten tomatoes
I was reading a piece of fan fiction about a girl so beautiful, all the heroes wanted to make her their wife, yet so powerful, no villain dared fighting her. They rather sought legal action against her.
Had to lay it down, I can't stand these marry/sue charakters.
There's a fine line between heroes and herpes. reddit.com/r/technicallyt…
When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.
My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.
