Hermit Crab Puns

A list of puns related to "Hermit Crab"

What would a hermit crab want with a smartphone?

It takes a lot of shellfies

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👤︎ u/exaball
📅︎ Jun 10 2020
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Does anyone have a hermit crab named

Leonardo da Pinchi

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👤︎ u/CountZachkula
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Just got my pet hermit crab a new home

He named it Michelle

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Hermit crabs’ house phones were always shell phones
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👤︎ u/ctrlaltdelmarva
📅︎ Aug 24 2019
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Did you hear about the psychic hermit crab?

Makes shell-fulfilling prophecies.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Feb 15 2019
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Overheard on a bus... What do you call a social hermit crab?

Just a crab.

Background: this young girl just bought a hermit crab and had a tank. This guy with his wife and kids told her it was the most active hermit crab he's ever seen, then laid this line on her. His wife rolled her eyes, but he seemed super proud.

I was the only one to laugh at this joke. My wife also rolled her eyes.

Dads unite.

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👤︎ u/undefined_reference
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
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Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?

They think he's shellfish

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👤︎ u/LowLevelBagman
📅︎ Apr 19 2018
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What kind of helmet does a hermit crab wear?

A shell-met!

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👤︎ u/Chezni19
📅︎ Sep 18 2016
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