German Shepherds of Reddit, what is the wurst pun you've ever herd?
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︎ Feb 04 2021
He herd something
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︎ Dec 25 2020
The impala was struggling to keep up with the rest of the herd.
She refused to pick up her pace because she was anti-lope.
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Who is the meanest reindeer in Santa's herd?
Olive. You've heard the song. "Olive, the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names."
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︎ Nov 29 2020
A joke about herd immunity isn't funny unless...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
How does a farmer count his herd?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
TIL: Two elephants of the same herd wonβt go into the same body of water together at the same time.
Itβs because they only have one pair of trunks between the two of them.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call a guy that herds reindeer instead of cattle?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Herd a good one on fb today
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︎ Jan 25 2020
Herd Instinct
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︎ Jun 13 2020
What do you call a herd of cows gambling at a marijuana dispensary?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
I herd you
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Iβve just been attacked by a herd of cows.
Iβm ok, but Iβve been badly grazed.
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︎ May 14 2020
As if 2020 wasn't crazy enough in Texas today, a herd of cows suddenly burst into flames.
Scientists still don't know what the cattle-lyst was.
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︎ Jul 14 2020
My friends said that while in safari in Africa, his family was attacked by a herd of oxlike antelopes.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
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︎ Jun 16 2020
What happened when two herds of evenly-matched cows got into a turf war?
There was mootual destruction
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︎ Apr 15 2020
You herd that right
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Two men are organizing a herd of deer.
Seeing as the had 26 deer, they decided to label each one with a letter of the alphabet. As theyβre herding them into an enclosure, they realize they only had 25.
βOne of themβs missing,β said the first man.
βOh dear.β
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︎ May 04 2020
What do you call a herd of Corgis?
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What do you call a herd of cows above an earthquake?
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︎ Apr 04 2019
What do you call a herd of rampaging mailmen?
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︎ Apr 19 2019
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep...
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
I think he herd.
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︎ Apr 06 2019
Driving through farmland with the family, my dad randomly says βHey look! A whole flock of cows!β My uncle corrects him: βHerd of cows...β
Dad: βOf course Iβve heard of cows! Look! Theyβre all over the damn place!β
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︎ Oct 14 2019
A herd of wildebeests was ranging across Africa, destroying huts and missionaries...
When they were all killed, the newspaper headline read, "No gnus is good news!"
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What do you call a herd of cows jumping over a barbed wire fence?
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︎ May 03 2018
What do you call a herd of sheep falling down a hill?
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︎ Dec 22 2017
My mom was telling a sweet story about how a herd of elephants we're keeping a deceased calf with them on their Journey
Without missing a beat my dad goes "Why didn't they just keep him in the trunk.
I'm still laughing like a drunken seal.
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︎ Jun 15 2019
A crisis has developed after a herd of cows ate an entire shipment of edibles
Officials say the steaks have never been higher
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Why couldn't the cowboy get the herd of cows moving along?
He needed a cattle list to get started
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︎ Jan 24 2019
Want to know how I escaped from a herd of goats that chased me across Iraq's eastern border?
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︎ Oct 20 2018
Santa addresses his herd
I'm sorry to fawn over you guys, but you're deer to me.'
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︎ Jul 30 2018
I bet you a group of sheep never herd this pun before.
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︎ May 21 2017
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︎ Jun 24 2014
Did you hear about the guy who herds young goats?
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︎ Sep 05 2016
My daughter got me this morning. "Dad, what should you wear if you want to hide in a herd of camels?"
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︎ Jan 11 2014
Apparently Dartmoor ponies are being sold for their meat to help the herd survive.
Here is the story. I suggested to the family that they might make a good mane course and got many groans for my trouble.
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︎ Dec 07 2015
Have you herd
Have you herd the short story about about the dog who cried Whoof?
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︎ Apr 11 2016
Driving with my son and we pass a farm. I point out the flock of cows. He turns to me and says "Dad it's a herd of cows"
Heard of cows, of course I heard of cows. I just pointed out a flock of them.
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