A list of puns related to "Hand Clapping"
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Halfway through the show, the music stops and Bono stands middle stage clapping his hands every few seconds. "Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies" Without missing a beat, from somewhere in the front of the crowd a man bellows out in a thick Irish accent: "Well stop fucking doing it ya evil bastard!"
I once killed a fly by clapping on it, itβs blood is on my hands
He still has the right to remain silent.
It went back 4 seconds.
I was just coming back from a camping trip with a whole bunch of stuff, trying to get it into the house.
My parents both walk up.
My mom: "Do you want a hand?"
Me: "Sure"
My parents look at me and both start clapping.
Me: -__-
We were driving in the car and I was talking about how I used to hate driving on busy roads but now I'm over it. And he turns to me and says ''You know, I used to have a problem with hurdles......but then I got over it!'' before clapping his hands and laughing at his joke. I hadn't heard this one in a while so it made me crack a smile
my wife came home from the grocery store, and said "I gotta bring in the groceries, could you give me a hand?"
I start clapping. and say "would you also like a round of applause?" and start clapping in a circle.
she just rolled her eyes
Every time my dad and I ask her to "give us a hand" with something, she just starts clapping. She thinks it's hysterical every time.
It started when I was about five or six. I was climbing a tree that was too much for me and I slipped, clinging to a branch.
"Help!" "Do you need a hand?" "Yes!"
At which point he started clapping and laughing like he was the cleverest person who ever lived. That became his go-to joke if anyone needed a hand with anything.
We're on vacation, and due to work and other factors we are all heading home at different times on different flights. My mom says to my dad:
"Can we discuss how we're getting shit home?"
"Well it'll be way easier if you go to the bathroom and just leave it here"
EDIT: a few minutes later, my Mom needed help fitting something into one of our bags. She asked my dad for a hand. He clapped.
Fiance: "I'm feeling a little bit light headed." -proceeds to put head into the hands of my sister as if hands were a scale.
I clapped for about 20 seconds and then gave him a hug.
I came home from work and my 3 and 4 year old kids told me they learned how to play Simon Says. I thought a test was in order.
Me: "Simon Says, clap your hands!"
Kids: [clap clap clap]
Me: "Simon Says, touch your nose!"
Kids: [touch their nose]
Me: "Simon Says, lick your finger!"
Kids: [lick their index finger]
Me: "Put your finger in your ear!"
Kids: [put their index fingers in their ears]
Because they're extinct.
Because he was dead
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Because its extinct.
Because they're dead.
Because they're dead
Because he's dead.
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