To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camo jacket.

You can hide but you cant run

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👤︎ u/LiliumRose
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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My dad made shish kebabs.

Dad: "These are some pretty fancy shish kebabs. They should be called shish ke-Roberts instead."

Standing ovation

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👤︎ u/contraaa
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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