I looked at him, confused, and he said "I cured her."
.. with someone I met through chatting over Morse code. I'm hoping we'll click.
"It’d be a shame if someone put an ‘s’ at the front, and an ‘e’ at the end!"
I sent it straight to my SPAM folder.
A ham sandwich. Nothing is better than eternal peace and happiness, and a ham sandwich is better than nothing.
At first I thought it was a big piece of ham, then I wondered if it was also a big ham on the stage.
A hambush!
but it’s hard to quit cold turkey.
The sandwich artist began making my selection, using his right hand to place the slices of ham.
Suddenly, he pulled his hand away and cried out in pain.
“Ouch! Hand cramp!”
Before I could ask if he was ok, he finished stacking the slices of ham with his left hand.
“Lucky for you I’m hambidexterous ” he said.
The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
She said "Sorry, we only take cash or card."
Because Batman has sworn to protect goth ham.
Poof 💥 you’re a ham sandwich
im cured!
The librarian scolds him, “Sir, this is a library!”
The man looks around apologetically to the other patrons, leans close to the librarian, and whispers,
^(“Sorry! I’d like a ham sandwich with pickle and mayo.”)
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
Leave out until it turns fowl!
Because of its Faraday rib cage.
Come out with your hams up!
Hamdsome
Granted my son is known for corny (akadad) jokes but this one is a gem and I’m so proud I knew I had to share it here.
Two men were stranded in the desert for about a week with no food or water. They were getting pretty desperate.
One of the men saw a tree in the distance. It was simply covered in bacon. So much bacon that there were no leaves to be seen. More bacon than the two of them could eat in a week. They were saved!
After sharing his discovery with his companion; the man began to run towards the tree, the scent of bacon overwhelming his senses.
Right before he reached his goal he was surrounded by many men firing repeatedly at him. He was struck by several bullets from all directions.
Too late he realized it had not been a bacon tree that he had seen, instead it was a ham bush.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
At least he's making ends meat
The librarian politely told him that he was in a library. The man apologized and then whispered, "Can I please have some ham and cheese?"
He asks the barman for the bar food menu and decides to order a ham toastie. He has his meal, thanks the barman and off he goes.
The next day he comes in again, “Same again please barman” The barman replies , “We’ve ran out of ham, all I’ve got is cheese.”
“A cheese toastie it is!” Says the rabbit.
The following day the barman notices the rabbit was nowhere to be seen. Late evening arrives and the barman is closing up when all of sudden the ghost of the rabbit walks through the door of the bar.
The shocked and startled barman shouts, “Christ, what happened to you?!?”
The rabbit replied, “I died.”
“How?” Said the barman
“Mixamatoasties”
Got ham?
You can hear them on HAM radio.
P.S. They play Rhett & Link's "Rub Some Bacon On it" on repeat.
That’s just hogwash!
But he couldn't bring himself to produce an album for No 'Kraut.
It would be a shame if someone added a ‘s’ at the front, and ‘e’ at the end of it.
“It would be a shame if you added an ‘S’ to the front and an ‘E’ to the end!”
Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here
The bartender says we don't serve food here
It would be a shame if someone were to put an S in the front and an E at the end.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
It would be a shame if someone put it between a S and an E
It would be a shame if someone put an "s" before it and an "e" after it
It would be a shame if you put an "s" before it and an "e" after it
he has to quit cold turkey 🤣
