That’s a nice ham you got there.
It would be a shame if someone added a ‘s’ at the front, and ‘e’ at the end of it.
I ordered a ham and cheese at Subway
The sandwich artist began making my selection, using his right hand to place the slices of ham.
Suddenly, he pulled his hand away and cried out in pain.
“Ouch! Hand cramp!”
Before I could ask if he was ok, he finished stacking the slices of ham with his left hand.
“Lucky for you I’m hambidexterous ” he said.
Dad, can you make me a ham sandwich?
Poof 💥 you’re a ham sandwich
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here
what did the ham say when he got home from the doctor?
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, “I’d like a ham sandwich with pickle and mayo.”
The librarian scolds him, “Sir, this is a library!”
The man looks around apologetically to the other patrons, leans close to the librarian, and whispers,
^(“Sorry! I’d like a ham sandwich with pickle and mayo.”)
So I said to the woman at the deli "I'd like to buy a ham and cheese baguette with pickles"
She said "Sorry, we only take cash or card."
How do you turn a ham into a bird?
Leave out until it turns fowl!
Why do standup comedians perform poorly in Hawaii?
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
I'm gonna listen to the weather (I saw the post about the "ham radio" so I decided to make this)
What do you call a good looking ham
The man who invented autocorrect has died...
His funfair will be helped next Monkey
My butcher said he barely makes a living because he only serves Round, Rump, Shank, Ham etc
At least he's making ends meat
Gwen Pastrami approached Rick Reuben with a record idea
But he couldn't bring himself to produce an album for No 'Kraut.
I was in the library once when a man walked in asking for some ham and cheese.
The librarian politely told him that he was in a library. The man apologized and then whispered, "Can I please have some ham and cheese?"
Two cowboys are lost in the desert. One cowboy sees a tree that is draped in bacon. “A bacon tree, we’re saved!” he says. He runs up to the tree and is shot up with bullets.
It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
I'm hungry for communication
Have you heard they’re cleaning pigs with ham sanitizer?
My dad has a crippling deli meat addiction
he has to quit cold turkey 🤣
What do you use to clean a pig?
Doc told me he has good news and bad news for me. Bad news is my organs are shutting down from my eating only pepperoni, ham & salami.
I ordered a ham and cheese with extra pickles but the one i got was Turkey
I just had some cured ham.
I can't help but wonder what it had that needed cured.
I used to think I was a ham, but saw a psychologist.
David Lee Roth has written a book about how he trained for ultra marathons by eating nothing but ham and cheese toasties...
It's called Running With The Breville
My cat got sick, so I had to give it some pills. To make my life easier, I wrapped it up in ham.
When it couldn’t run away I could jam the pills in no problem.
You can't trust a deli sandwich.
They're so full of bologna.
I'm pretty upset, I burned my Hawaiian pizza today
I should have put it in aloha temperature
Hey, have you seen that new movie about the pig with no eyes?
What should we be eating on Easter instead of Ham?
If you see an email with ground pork and processed ham in the subject line, don’t open it...
I just opened a package from my dad which contained canned ham.
He told me it was his first attempt at spam mail.
I studied Morse code so I could tap out dad jokes with my ham radio, but I only learned half of the code.
So I'm no expert at it, just a pundit.
If you're happy and you know it
My doctor told me that my love of deli meats was going to kill me.
I had to quit cold turkey.
That’s a nice ham you got there…
It would be a shame if someone were to put an S in the front and an E at the end.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer
The bartender says we don't serve food here
A ham sandwich walks into a bar...
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
Nice ham you got there
It would be a shame if someone put it between a S and an E
What a nice ham you have got.
It would be a shame if someone put an "s" before it and an "e" after it
What a nice ham you got there
It would be a shame if you put an "s" before it and an "e" after it
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer…
The bartender says: “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
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