When he asked why, I told him, “Because you can’t fly.” (I successfully got a groan and eye roll out of him. 😂)
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
He was touching a copper water pipe and I'm an electrician.
Son: No fair!!
Dad: Exactly what I said.
I think it's an effective form of pun-ishment
We both laughed
Gravity.
"What the hell!" he shouted.
I said, "Don't be angry, it's a good trait to have."
“Go to your womb!”
Dad: What is the opposite if maximum
Son: Minimum?
Dad: No, it's minidad! Stares with a huge smile on the face
Son: ...
Dad: ...
Son: ...
Dad: Olay go to your room, you're grounded!
Until they think about what they've done
By putting it in disguise.
for resisting arrest
It was degrading
Him: No fair!
Me: That’s exactly what I said.
