Why do women with nieces and nephews have great immune systems?

Because of their Auntie-bodies

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👤︎ u/Reiri_
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Out-dadded by my 5 y/o niece

I'm staying at her mothers house, and she said, it's only 8:30 pm and everyone's already ready for bed.

My niece chimes in and says, "not me.", to which i respond, "You don't count."

Without missing a beat, she said, "Yes i do. One, two, three, four."

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👤︎ u/redneckvet
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
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