In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.

Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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True Story. I went to pick up a couple of Italian Beef sandwiches curbside last night and as the runner approached with my order, the sandwiches broke through the gravy soaked paper bag and fell to the ground. She was extremely apologetic and said she would re-bag them for us. But I was livid!

I mean, I did not pay for ground beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/casimir1978
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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True story: During a large dinner my son said that he was addicted to the gravy

I told him "the best way to break that addiction is to quit cold turkey"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jabberwonki
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PocketCornbread
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OtakuShogun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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I was driving through Quebec, and a cop suddenly pulled me over eating fries and gravy.

It was a poutine traffic stop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call a man with gravy and potatoes on his head?

Stew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HollacaustFiesta
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I've been to visit my grandmother's grave three times this week and each time someone has mysteriously covered it in gravy granules.

The plot thickens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Someone else made the gravy mistake of posting that photo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSamBert66
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Gravy boat
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sellotap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I was asked to prep the turkey, season the gravy and potatoes...

I don't think I have Thyme for all that!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call an ex director of the KGB served with gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrunkRussian23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.

He went from the ladle to the grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you get when you mix chopped potatoes, Kielbasa, Russian cheese, and Vodka infused gravy?

Raspoutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NickTheLeafer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Gravy (Homemade Pun)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CP787878
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do you call a group of gravy boats?

A gravy Navy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youngdoorstop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What did the fries, gravy, and cheese say to the chef?

Why are you poutine us together?

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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My gravy ended up being pretty impolite.

It was acting super ROUXd

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisfch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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I'm thinking about starting a band called Gravy...

We're just gonna cover Meat loaf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hofnbricl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2013
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I've been called cheesy, corny & a chicken. If someone calls me "mash potatoes with gravy" I can be a KFC Famous Bowl. #lifegoals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheHueManatee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2017
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So you died from eating too much gravy?

You went from the ladle to the grave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertBernstein
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Fries, gravy, and cheese curds give me gas

Had me poutine all night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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What do you call a Russian leader covered in gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/popfilms
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2016
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What do you call Russian French fries w gravy and cheese curds?

Vladimir Poutine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigNorte
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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