Why did the cheese go to the party? Because he was looking for a Gouda time.
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How do you make Gouda cheese a little better?

Great it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lutherized
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I heard a cheese pun once so gouda...

...it completely Haloumi away!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glutnix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2014
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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A cheese factory exploded in France.

Da brie is everywhere!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Two cheese trucks crashed into each other.

Debris was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Did you hear the Trump administration is thinking about making it illegal to sell pre-shredded cheese?

Apparently they want to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smakattak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Cheesy cheesy pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/njsh20
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My wife told me today that when I got her food order, that I need to remember to ask for cheese or they wouldn’t add it.

I told her if they forgot the cheese again, it wouldn’t end very Gouda for them!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sanjiroku
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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I've had some bad pickup lines, but this one is the cheesiest
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVampireQueen7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Donald Trump is reportedly banning the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

He wants to make America grate again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Throwawayn019283
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Give me your cheesiest cheese puns!

For a Halloween party this year, I'm going as Cheesus Christ, the Gouda Shepherd.

That being said, I need to prepare an absolute onslaught of cheese related puns for maximum eye-rolls.

Give me your worst best, Reddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vvarx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Actual conversation at my house while preparing burgers

Me: β€œBoys, do you want Gouda cheese on your burgers?”

Husband: β€œHurry up and answer your mom. Do you want Gouda cheese or bad cheese on your burger?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_polkadot
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rooks4life
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2016
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My 3yr old daughter got my wife sooo good

while holding a block of cheddar like a camera

Hey mom! Say cheese!

She then flashed her silly grin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YodaLeiaHoo
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2016
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I was told my jokes were cheesy

I was told my jokes were cheesy, but I think they're pretty Gouda.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xplanox
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2016
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Dad joke of all dad jokes (found on Tumblr)

I've been making dad jokes for years but my wife and I are expecting our first child and I've finally been making dad jokes while actually being a dad.

When we were in the hospital I got my wife a blanket. What was awesome was they were kept in this machine that was specifially made to heat blankets. I laid the blanket over my wife and siad. "do you think they keep these at womb temperature?" I heard a nurse laugh for a solid 3 minutes.

This is my legacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Isai76
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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At The Cheese Shop

Dad: Well, this is some gouda cheese!

Kid: No, dad, that's camembert.

(I just needed to share this.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imaginary_Purpose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Conversation with my fiancΓ©es father (second yellow is her name) after reading r/dadjokes for too long...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/charizzardd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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One of my students got me good today.

We were talking about cheeses and I said if you put havarti and gouda together on a grilled cheese it's so amazing.

A student said "havarti done it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spenceb7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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C h e e s e

-A real conversation that happened like 5 minutes ago between my dad and I-

Me, eating a babybell cheese

My dad: β€œwhat’s that?”

Me: β€œcheese.”

My dad: β€œwhat kind of cheese?”

Me: β€œGouda.”

...

...

...

My dad: β€œIs it Gouda? Or is it badda?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoeelf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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A member of the local church came to my house and asked me to convert

Me being a cheese maker said: I already believe in Gouda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankestTestes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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This is a request for all of your best cheese related jokes.

I work at a fondue restaurant and people usually love my dadjokesβ„’ Please avoid "fundue"

And I already have the explosion at the cheese factory joke in my book :P where de Brie was everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delicate_Orchids
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2017
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I once drew a Venn Diagram to explain my use of puns to my wife

We had been cooking dinner, and my wife commented (after one too many comments about 'Gouda being gooda and Feta being Betta') that it seemed like most of my puns tend to be food puns.

So I drew her a diagram. I started with a huge circle to represent all of my puns. Inside that I drew a large circle filling about 90% of it.

"Those are my food puns."

I then drew another circle, this one about half the size of the food circle, with almost all of it inside the food circle.

"And these are my cheese puns."

My wife immediately called me out, pointing at the sliver that was outside of the food circle.

"Shouldn't this be fully inside the other circle?"

"No," I say, "Those puns are rare, but they tend to be cheesiest."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xahhfink6
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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This Just In:

Explosion at cheese factory in France, De-bre everywhere.

I like this joke it’s a Gouda one.

I know it’s quite the spread of cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DjBWren
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2017
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I got my wife today

While checking on the chicken in the oven, my wife asks me, "Why are you using a cheese knife to cut the chicken?" I tell her, "I thought it was Gouda-nough"

She hasn't talked to me in 10 minutes, plz send help Reddit

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2015
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Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?

Dad: Why didn't you make me a grilled cheese too?

Me: I dunno. I didn't think you wanted one.

Dad: I guess I wasn't Gouda-nough

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2017
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Wrote and sent this to a girl on OkCupid who said she liked cheesy puns. No response.

So you like cheesy puns, eh? Well you've Comte the right place. I can Feta bunch of Gouda puns into one Muenster-sized sentence. None of the other tools in the Cheddar quite as sharp as I am, at least when it comes to cheese puns. Whoever will lend an o-Paneer will be in Whey over their heads. So look out Baylough, I'm dropping a Bandal of comedy gold that will make your Bra and Pantysgawn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malagrond
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2018
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Dad Joke came from my brother over Thanksgiving.

He works for a cheese company and gets a lot of cheese. He pulled out a block of gouda and I of course had to ask how it tastes, and as usual he replies "It's very gouda" I then asked him if those jokes ever get old around the office and he said no, he really doesn't make puns like that unless he is feeling cheesy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thetannerainsley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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This might sound cheesy, ...

But I had a loud argument with the chef at my favorite pizza place recently and he was yelling at me that he has the best quality cheese in town. He's normally a cool guy and it's a really nice place but I can't Gouda anymore .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Okuah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2017
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A cheesy dadjoke

My daughter and I were in CostCo the other day. She stopped to get a sample of gouda cheese. She doesn't like gouda cheese but decided to taste it. She says "I'm gonna eat this gouda cheese." "I said "That's gou-da for you."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schaud2013
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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Had my first dad joke at dinner tonight.

Dad - "These burgers have gouda cheese on them, and those have white American on them."

Me - "These burgers are gouda, but THOSE burgers are bedda"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatAnalogKid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2015
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Customer got me today.

I work part time managing a vineyard's tasting room. We serve a cheese plate and we tell people what kind of cheeses are on it. So I serve one and I get to the last cheese.

"This is a Vermont cave aged Gouda."

His response was, "I guess I'll find out how Gouda it is."

I think I'll steal it for the next time I serve one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheese464
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2015
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Day after thanksgiving leftovers

My dad made himself a turkey and cheese sandwhich and I asked for a bite. Me: "Oh thats good" Him: "No its actually Gouda"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jpkolbush
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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A discussion I had with a woman over E-mail, Ripe with dad jokes.

Me:That's one of my specialties! Yesterday when one of my coworkers playfully hit me with curtains I threatened to have her arrested for assault with a thread-ly weapon.

Her: That's so cheesy, but so gouda.

M: Hearing you say that makes me feel grate!

H: Course! I couldn't just let it brie without returning with a different pun. :)

M: I'm so glad we curd share this moment, it keeps me from feeling bleu.

H: Are you stilton going on about this? It could be seen as a provelone.

M: No Whey! Really? I accepted Cheeses into my life a long time ago.

H: Well, I believe that there is more out there than Cheeses, with your Parmesan I could continue. Too bad I am bread tired, and wish to be loafing around. Good night and sweet dreams

M: Well, early to Bread early to Rise, as they say. You have sweet dreams. Oh, and don't ask Rye if I'm in them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LegendofDragoon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2016
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Got my manager pretty good

I work at Panera and my manager was in the back eating a slice of Gouda cheese. He says, "man, I love Gouda cheese, it's seriously the best kind of cheese there is." I proceed to turn around and hit him with "one might say it's the GOUDest cheese."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/largestonedoors
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2014
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Something a bit cheesy

As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ€” each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.

True storyβ€”happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverWordPlay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2012
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Cheese shop exploded...

Da Brie everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chawjubs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What was left after the French cheese factory exploded?

Da Brie

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