I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
A gorilla goes into a new bar...
He asks for a Pint of Beer.
The bartender says: 'That'll be $4.85'
Then the bartender says: 'We don't get many gorillas in here'
The gorilla replies: 'With these prices, I'm not surprised'
What do you call an Asian gorilla
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
Why do gorillas have such big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
What do you call a 600pound gorilla with a shotgun?
Did you hear about the gorilla patriarch that liked classical music?
What do you call a 1000 pound gorilla with a suit and tie and a machine gun?
What do you call an albino gorilla?
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?
A Muslim woman wanted to fuck a gorilla. Her husband objected and said...
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Hahaha any dads laugh in approval?
What are gorillas favorite fruit?
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Where do gorillas go to after work?
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
I saw a really interesting documentary today.... It was why gorilla’s have such large nostrils!!!
Because they have such large fingers
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
A Muslim friend of mine kept dating a gorilla even though her parents told her bestiality is forbidden.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because they have big fingers.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call an albino gorilla?
How do you fix a broken gorilla ?
Why do gorillas have large nostrils?
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