Name one good thing about an alcoholic; I'll go first:
They sure are good at lifting spirits.
What's a good thing about Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.
Aussies have gotten really good at one thing in tennis
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.” That was some sound advice.
It's a good thing I had insurance to take care of the termites
one might say the house was covered
Anyone who says that Koreans don't know how to cook good barbecue, doesn't know the first thing about Seoul food.
I wasn’t very close to my father when he died. In hindsight it was a good thing.
He stepped on a landmine.
Its a good thing sexual innuendos isn't a crime...
I'd definitely be going down.
Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building
Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
One good thing came from Corona. I got gas for a 1.39 today.
Unfortunately it was from taco bell
What’s a good thing to give an electrician who’s also a redditor?
Good thing he’s a Greaser!
Good thing he’s a Greaser!
Good thing I am not a lefty
I just had to eat with my left hand and it was really hard.
What’s the good thing about a broken foot?
Dad: If there is some of it, then it's good. If it is ful of it, it's bad. What's the thing?
Me in my new underwear: I don't know....
Dad: Awe.
Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
Good thing getting old isn’t a tradition
Cause it would die out quickly
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
Is it a good or a bad thing if a wedding goes off without a hitch?
What is the only thing a Dell is good for?
My kitchen timer is broken...good thing I wasn't counting on it.
One good thing having insomnia
You never wake up in the wrong side of the bed
It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.
There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.
An example of a good dilemma? No problem!
It's a good thing the wheel was invented!
People can take round trips!
Good thing ants have a queen..
Wouldn’t want any antarchy.
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
The good thing about dating a blind girl is
You never have to worry about her seeing anyone else
The thing about being a good assassin....
It's all in the execution!
I'm sure that we can all agree that a horse's back is a good thing to ride on.
A crocodile's back, on the other hand, really isn't a good thing to ride on.
But an elephant's back? Well... that's a grey area.
It's a good thing spices aren't fattening
That could be a waist of thyme.
My favorite thing about a good belt.
It’s a good thing Voldemort was part snake and not part cow
Otherwise even Harry Potter would not have been able to udder his name
The best thing about telling a clean joke at the office is that there is a very good chance no one has ever heard it.
What's the only good thing about Switzerland?
I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.
The last thing my grandfather told me was "It's worth spending money on good speakers."
That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It’s worth spending money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, “It’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”
That was some sound advice.
The last thing my grandfather told me was “It is worth spending money on good speakers.”
The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.
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