Name one good thing about an alcoholic; I'll go first:

They sure are good at lifting spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sampanyo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2022
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What's a good thing about Switzerland?

Well, the flag is a big plus.

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Aussies have gotten really good at one thing in tennis

Returning a Serb

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πŸ‘€︎ u/usrname_is_taken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2022
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt’s worth spending money on good speakers.” That was some sound advice.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamles
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2021
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It's a good thing I had insurance to take care of the termites

one might say the house was covered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarf_spheal
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2022
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Anyone who says that Koreans don't know how to cook good barbecue, doesn't know the first thing about Seoul food.
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I wasn’t very close to my father when he died. In hindsight it was a good thing.

He stepped on a landmine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cabbithunt
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Its a good thing sexual innuendos isn't a crime...

I'd definitely be going down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building

Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeugirdork
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?

Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otto_Partzzz
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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One good thing came from Corona. I got gas for a 1.39 today.

Unfortunately it was from taco bell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fonehome769
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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What’s a good thing to give an electrician who’s also a redditor?

An upvolt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rezion77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Good thing he’s a Greaser!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/franticallyaspaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Good thing he’s a Greaser!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/franticallyaspaz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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Good thing I am not a lefty

I just had to eat with my left hand and it was really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasMajo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What’s the good thing about a broken foot?

It heels.

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Dad: If there is some of it, then it's good. If it is ful of it, it's bad. What's the thing?

Me in my new underwear: I don't know....

Dad: Awe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sabersober
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatBurritoTho
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing we’ve got a spare I guess
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dtp1324
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Good thing getting old isn’t a tradition

Cause it would die out quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rFireforce
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.

There's always too many holes in the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kashindabank
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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Is it a good or a bad thing if a wedding goes off without a hitch?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FezFernando
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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What is the only thing a Dell is good for?

singing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatb4ll
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2013
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My kitchen timer is broken...good thing I wasn't counting on it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmRayy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2015
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One good thing having insomnia

You never wake up in the wrong side of the bed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacrelidge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.

It would be a sin.

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There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.

An example of a good dilemma? No problem!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mukle
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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It's a good thing the wheel was invented!

People can take round trips!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Good thing ants have a queen..

Wouldn’t want any antarchy.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneidamojo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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The good thing about dating a blind girl is

You never have to worry about her seeing anyone else

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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The thing about being a good assassin....

It's all in the execution!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sjdiver2001
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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I'm sure that we can all agree that a horse's back is a good thing to ride on.

A crocodile's back, on the other hand, really isn't a good thing to ride on.

But an elephant's back? Well... that's a grey area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avapoet
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2015
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It's a good thing spices aren't fattening

That could be a waist of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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My favorite thing about a good belt.

It holds up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sleepy_One
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2018
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It’s a good thing Voldemort was part snake and not part cow

Otherwise even Harry Potter would not have been able to udder his name

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theDWORF
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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The best thing about telling a clean joke at the office is that there is a very good chance no one has ever heard it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/plumber430
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2017
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What's the only good thing about Switzerland?

I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SayWoot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2022
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The last thing my grandfather told me was "It's worth spending money on good speakers."

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt’s worth spending money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, β€œIt’s worth it to spend money on good speakers.”

That was some sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordCinko
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The last thing my grandfather told me was β€œIt is worth spending money on good speakers.”

That was...sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.

That was sound advice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat

Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whygru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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