Name one good thing about an alcoholic; I'll go first:
They sure are good at lifting spirits.
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︎ Jul 09 2022
What's a good thing about Switzerland?
Well, the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Jul 18 2022
Aussies have gotten really good at one thing in tennis
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︎ Jan 18 2022
The last thing my grandfather told me was βItβs worth spending money on good speakers.β That was some sound advice.
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︎ Nov 15 2021
It's a good thing I had insurance to take care of the termites
one might say the house was covered
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︎ Mar 11 2022
Anyone who says that Koreans don't know how to cook good barbecue, doesn't know the first thing about Seoul food.
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︎ Nov 01 2021
I wasnβt very close to my father when he died. In hindsight it was a good thing.
He stepped on a landmine.
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︎ May 30 2021
Its a good thing sexual innuendos isn't a crime...
I'd definitely be going down.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building
Cause attempted sedan doesnβt have the same ring to it
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
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︎ May 11 2020
One good thing came from Corona. I got gas for a 1.39 today.
Unfortunately it was from taco bell
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Whatβs a good thing to give an electrician whoβs also a redditor?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
Good thing heβs a Greaser!
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︎ Jan 17 2020
Good thing heβs a Greaser!
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︎ Jan 10 2020
Good thing I am not a lefty
I just had to eat with my left hand and it was really hard.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Dad: If there is some of it, then it's good. If it is ful of it, it's bad. What's the thing?
Me in my new underwear: I don't know....
Dad: Awe.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Whatβs the good thing about a broken foot?
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︎ Feb 19 2019
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︎ Mar 15 2019
Friend: *drops asparagus on the floor* Me: good thing weβve got a spare I guess
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︎ Apr 12 2019
Good thing getting old isnβt a tradition
Cause it would die out quickly
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︎ May 11 2020
There's no such thing as a good story about Swiss cheese.
There's always too many holes in the plot.
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︎ Apr 26 2019
Is it a good or a bad thing if a wedding goes off without a hitch?
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︎ Oct 14 2018
What is the only thing a Dell is good for?
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︎ Feb 28 2013
My kitchen timer is broken...good thing I wasn't counting on it.
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︎ Jul 02 2015
One good thing having insomnia
You never wake up in the wrong side of the bed
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︎ Nov 04 2019
It's a good thing priests aren't allowed to tell raunchy math jokes in church.
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︎ Feb 17 2019
There's no such thing as a good dilemma. They are by definition bad. Give me one example.
An example of a good dilemma? No problem!
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︎ May 03 2019
It's a good thing the wheel was invented!
People can take round trips!
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︎ Oct 12 2019
Good thing ants have a queen..
Wouldnβt want any antarchy.
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︎ Aug 22 2018
Its a good thing that x-ray glasses aren't real, or there would be a lot of good looking people with cancer.
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︎ Dec 16 2018
The good thing about dating a blind girl is
You never have to worry about her seeing anyone else
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︎ Jan 18 2019
The thing about being a good assassin....
It's all in the execution!
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︎ May 19 2019
I'm sure that we can all agree that a horse's back is a good thing to ride on.
A crocodile's back, on the other hand, really isn't a good thing to ride on.
But an elephant's back? Well... that's a grey area.
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︎ Sep 08 2015
It's a good thing spices aren't fattening
That could be a waist of thyme.
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︎ Nov 25 2018
My favorite thing about a good belt.
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︎ Apr 25 2018
Itβs a good thing Voldemort was part snake and not part cow
Otherwise even Harry Potter would not have been able to udder his name
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︎ Sep 11 2018
The best thing about telling a clean joke at the office is that there is a very good chance no one has ever heard it.
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︎ Dec 31 2017
What's the only good thing about Switzerland?
I don't know either, but the flag is a big plus.
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︎ Mar 15 2022
The last thing my grandfather told me was "It's worth spending money on good speakers."
That was some sound advice.
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︎ May 24 2021
The last thing my grandfather told me was βItβs worth spending money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
The last thing my grandfather said before he died was, βItβs worth it to spend money on good speakers.β
That was some sound advice.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
The last thing my grandfather told me was βIt is worth spending money on good speakers.β
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︎ Dec 19 2020
The last thing my grandfather told me was that it is worth it to spend money on good speakers.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
Remember that scandal where they used horse meat in lasagna? Good thing it wasn't donkey meat
Lots of people would have eaten ass without realizing it
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︎ Aug 07 2019
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