What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
You win, McGregor
A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon.
The bartender says, "What the heck's a gon?"
What happened to Qui Gon Jinn?
He went to the Maul and died
When Qui-Gon-Jin went shopping at Darth mall guess what he got?
Half Off!
I went to the geometry store because I was looking to buy a shape with 4 or less sides...
But I couldnβt find any! They were all gons!!!
If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
What is a Jedi's favorite card game?
Qui-Gon Jinn
How do you get rid of a witchβs hex?
Draw a hex-a-gon(e).
A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.
The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."
He should have no reaction to this.
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
Who's the best family member to call when you have indigestion?
Aunt acid. (Antacid)
Why is knowing algebra so important?
So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.
What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?
Qui-Gon Gin
During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
