What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon.

The bartender says, "What the heck's a gon?"

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What happened to Qui Gon Jinn?

He went to the Maul and died

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When Qui-Gon-Jin went shopping at Darth mall guess what he got?

Half Off!

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What is a Jedi's favorite card game?

Qui-Gon Jinn

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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...

...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?

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How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?

Draw a hex-a-gon(e).

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Hit or miss
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A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.

The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."

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He should have no reaction to this.
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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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Why is knowing algebra so important?

So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.

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What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?

Qui-Gon Gin

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During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one

I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.

She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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A Paragon

While watching The Voice we wondered who first performed the song "Tide is High." I googled it and informed the family it was a Jamaican band in the sixties called The Paragons.

My dad says, "what's that? Two gons?"

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