What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?
You win, McGregor
A six sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon.
The bartender says, "What the heck's a gon?"
What happened to Qui Gon Jinn?
He went to the Maul and died
When Qui-Gon-Jin went shopping at Darth mall guess what he got?
Half Off!
What is a Jedi's favorite card game?
Qui-Gon Jinn
If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...
...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?
How do you get rid of a witchβs hex?
Draw a hex-a-gon(e).
A man, cursed by a wicked genie, goes to the local prophet for help.
The prophet hands him a six sided piece of paper. Confused, the man asks how it's supposed to help him. "Simple," the prophet says, "it's a hex a gon."
He should have no reaction to this.
Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?
He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.
Why is knowing algebra so important?
So you know (Y) (X) is gon give it to ya.
What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?
Qui-Gon Gin
During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one
I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.
She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.
