Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Golf Courses"
In case they get a hole-in-one!
You dont even need to drive!
In case he gets a hole in one
Parrrrrrrrrrr
I guess that's one way to putt it.
There was a hole in Juan.
The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.
I hear it’s subpar..
But I couldn't ignore the red flags any longer.
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
The groundskeeper!
... I found the work oft-putting.
Because my chips are so good.
Jurassic Par
He hit an orange slice!
I tried it out, but it wasn't very good.
It was sub-par.
It just doesn’t pay to be the Par King.
I thought it was a great idea but the reviews said the experience was sub-par.
It was a par time job.
Apparently you go to jail for killing a protected species.
Unimpressive until you hit the links
Call it "Puttin' on The Ritz".
He said “drive safe!” And I said “drive safe!”
The collared greens
I go to great links to avoid them.
He liked to putter around.
RIP. Miss the old man.
Before you ask, yes, I'm selling the hole business.
Because he was horsing a-round.
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: “Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.”
The man then replies: “Yeah, well we were married 35 years
There's a new golf course that was built inside of a submarine. It's small, but people enjoy the novelty of it. The quality of the course isn't great though, so the general consensus seems to be that the whole experience is rather sub par.
He said absolutely! They won't let you go naked.
https://i.imgur.com/UivGmJ8.jpg
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So I told him it was because he was "Putin" a lot of pressure on us...
In case they get a hole-in-one !
In case I get a hole in one.
In case they get hole in one.
In case they get a hole in one
He got a hole in one
According to him, it’s in case he gets a hole in one.
It was a hole in Juan.
In case you get a hole in one.
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