An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.
She'll be sari!
I tried to steal some garments and a sweet substance, but only managed to get one of them.
Clothes but not sugar.
What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?
One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.
It was replete with pleats.
Where does a Discordian shop for clothes?
Fnordstrom!
I'm staying with my folks for about a month, so expect a few of these.
My sister had just come back from a tropical holiday and was returning a garment to my mom.
Sister: "Oh mom, I brought your sarong back."
Dad: "What's sarong with it?"
Knee slaps all around.
I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.
I was de-pleated.
