RIP garment. You will be missed.
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👤︎ u/jmyr90
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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An Indian woman offended me, so I cursed her to be reincarnated as a a garment worn by Hindu women.

She'll be sari!

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📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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I tried to steal some garments and a sweet substance, but only managed to get one of them.

Clothes but not sugar.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Jan 07 2020
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What's the difference between a colorful women's garment and a famous live music venue?

One's a house of blues, the other's a blouse of hues

Shamelessly stolen from @techconnectify on Twitter and YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCy0tKL1T7wFoYcxCe0xjN6Q)

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📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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I once went to work drunk and put too many double or multiple folds in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching at the top or side.

It was replete with pleats.

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📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Where does a Discordian shop for clothes?

Fnordstrom!

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📅︎ Feb 14 2017
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I'm staying with my folks for about a month, so expect a few of these.

My sister had just come back from a tropical holiday and was returning a garment to my mom.

Sister: "Oh mom, I brought your sarong back."

Dad: "What's sarong with it?"

Knee slaps all around.

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📅︎ Dec 12 2013
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I got fired from my job of making a double or multiple fold in a garment or other item made of cloth, held by stitching the top or side.

I was de-pleated.

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📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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