Sharing chips isn't just funny

Its side splitting

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Eastwind45
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I was paying for my groceries with a debit card

The transaction didn't go through. There was a chip error.

Me: "Chip error?

That's funny, I'm not even buying any chips."

This produced a groan from the cashier and at least two people in line behind me.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Pixelmorph
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 26 2017
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My girlfriend got me good today.

We were at walmart and I was saying all sorts of bad jokes associated with products. She eventually got mad, so I asked if she thought I was funny. We walked past some cheetos in the chip isle and she pointed at the cheetos and said "ya, you're dangerously cheesy". I knew she was a keeper.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vinterd
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 13 2017
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