A list of puns related to "Funny Chipotle"
Me: I'd like a Quesadilla.
Worker: Do you want cheese on that.
Me: [pause] Yes.
Me: Do you make Quesadillas without cheese?
Worker: No.
To myself: Huh, wonder why she asked.
I do a mobile pickup a few times a week and I'm curious if you guys would be annoyed if i were to fuck around with the names here and there. Also, do y'all see how much I pay?
You think you know a guy. Even the realest muthufuckas on this site turn out to be one of the worst types of people. Now he gonna join MiniLadd
I realized halfway through the ep that I had to make a recap post in order for people to know more about him. I was surprised at how genuinely I enjoyed the episode, I didn't think I would lmao. But he sounded really comfortable talking with Becca (B) and Serena (S) and was just very direct in answering questions and addressing different things. This is a bit long cause they spent the whole ep (1 hr 9 mins) on just the interview, since there's no bachelor ep to recap this week.
Intro - C said they could talk all day about food lol
How he's dealing with social media (SM):
**Addressing what is
... keep reading on reddit β‘Taco bell has gotten too big for its britches. They are not chipotle and never will be. They are just slightly better than McDonald's. They do not get to charge high prices for their food and keep customers. People go to places like taco bell for a good deal on food they don't have to cook. As soon as the deals are gone, so are the customers.
Edit: It's pretty funny and telling to read so many comments sticking up for raising prices on an already-profitable product. It's even funnier when said people think they are schooling others on economics when it is they themselves who do not know that products are priced according to what people are willing to pay, not how much they cost to produce. It's no surprise that such shining examples of the Dunning-Kruger effect are actually trying to defend those who are taking them for a ride. These are the same kinds of people who pay drug dealers $10 for what costs the dealer $2 then brags to their friends that they 'got the hookup.'
A fool and his money are soon parted.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
New to this subreddit but thought this was a funny enough experience to share. For about 2.5 years I have worked and helped manage a chipotle-style, Venezuelan restaurant where we primarily sell arepas, which are kind of like cornmeal pancakes. For those of you who have never heard of an arepa (I hadnβt before working here), they (usually) primarily consist of cornmeal with a little all purpose flour, which means gluten. The owners and majority of the staff are Venezuelan or Colombian (another country that claims the arepa) immigrants so our stuff itβs Americanized but traditional. We have somewhat recently added a specifically gluten free arepa to our menu to help accommodate those with celiacs or intolerance or whatnot, but we have to grill them fresh every time because they donβt keep as well as the others. With that came a very strange interaction with a customer:
Me taking her order: hey welcome to blank what can I get for you?
Lady: hi so I am gluten free so Iβd like 2 of your normal arepas with chicken
Me: maβam we can absolutely make those arepas for you but they will take an extra 10 or so minutes, I do apologize for the wait we just have to make them fresh for you
Her: why is it going to take 10 extra minutes? You have arepas right there (we had normal arepas cooked and sitting on the counter behind me)
Me: Yeah so those are our normal arepas which have gluten in them, normally I would give you those but since you said gluten free we have to make those special
Her: your arepas have gluten in them?
Me: yes maβam they do, they have flour in them
Her: why did you add gluten to them?
Me: theyβve always had gluten in them maβam, our recipe has not changed
And after that she just doubled down and insisted that we added gluten to them, and after when I handed her her actually gluten free, extra fresh arepas she seemed less than thrilled. The gluten has certainly always been there, although I have had friends with celiacs say they accidentally ate a normal arepa from our place and have had no reaction, so it likely is just minimal. Nonetheless, considering how awful celiacs disease can be, why double down when someone is trying to help you? Not to toot my own horn, but knowledgeable manager no less⦠oh well
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