This pun just came into fruition.
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📅︎ May 19 2014
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A tomato walks into a bar

The barman says,"What would you like to eat Dr Red?"

The tomato responds,"Some chips please - oh, and - how about we ketchup later?"

No? Ok I'll just go cry in a corner

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📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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I was going to go picking crab apples with a friend

When we go to our location, we noticed all the apples were rotten. The first thing to come out my mouth was "Well, I guess our plan didn't come to fruition"

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📅︎ Nov 08 2014
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