I'd hate to be a dragon.

I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.

People hate it, but I’m a fan.

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I Get My Sense of Humor from My Dad - He Told Me to Put it Here

My mom was telling a story about how she was kicking butt at work - as usual. Something about business politics and getting one over on some blockheads trying to undermine her. Dad speaks up, laughing.

"I can just envision them sitting there - crossing their eyes -"

I had to speak up.

"And dotting their t's?"

He couldn't stop laughing.

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