Why is the ocean always blue?

Because the shore never waves back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Fondue

I was over at a friend's house for dinner last night and his daughter was asking about the dessert.

Daughter: Is the fondue ready?

Dad: No, it's not ready yet, it's still a fon don't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kid01-1153
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2014
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Every fondue night in our house we can expect this gem.

When some people say Fon don't, I say fondue.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2013
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