What do you call a guy who can't float?
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Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
Why do trans girls float on water?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
How do you make a root beer float?
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
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How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Why do Dogs float on water?
Because they're good buoys.
(This may be a classic but I still like it)
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I've just found out my dog floats on water...
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Her: whatever floats your boat
Me: Water works the best!
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Why do male ants float in water ?
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︎ Jul 30 2020
If you throw a pair of fins in water, they'll float. But if you throw one Fin in the water
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︎ Jun 19 2020
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
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︎ May 29 2020
Boy ants float WHO KNEW
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Whatever floats your boat
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︎ Jul 14 2019
I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
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Whatever floats your boat....
The indecisive rower couldn't choose either oar...
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︎ Feb 10 2020
What floats Jay-Z's boat?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
You know, sometimes, as I lie in bed, looking up into the great night sky, counting each star and watching the moon slowly float by, I think to myself:
"Where the fuck is my roof?"
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Have you ever seen a game controller float in midair?
https://i.imgur.com/SN66gUf.jpg
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︎ Mar 08 2020
I took my dog to the lake to day and noticed he floats very well
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︎ Jan 19 2019
What ever floats your goats
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︎ Apr 03 2019
Just mentioned to the Mrs that Iβve always had a little bit of a thing for BeyoncΓ©. βwhatever floats your boatβ she said. βNoβ I said βthatβs buoyancyβ
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Titanicβs Sous Chef: βWill this iceberg lettuce float by without harming us?β
Executive Chef: βWell, that romaines to be seen.β
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︎ Jul 15 2019
What has 3 balls and floats in space.
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︎ Oct 24 2019
Why do most senior citizens float?
Because they're just a hollow shell of what they used to be.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Why canβt Maui from Moana float
Cause he is voiced by βThe Rockβ
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︎ May 09 2019
The banana boat float tote.
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︎ Jul 14 2018
Did you know that for wingless insects, males will float and females will sink?
That's how you know they're buoyant
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Why doesn't element number 30 float?
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What do you call a fire that floats on water?
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︎ Aug 04 2018
What are syringes that float in space called?
You shall be blown.
It's A-STEROID
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Why do dogs float in water?
Because theyβre good buoys
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Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
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Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys.
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Why do dogs float so well on water?
Because they are good buoys
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︎ Oct 03 2020
Why do dogs float?
Because theyβre good buoys.
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Why do dogs float in water?
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What do you call a dog that floats fine?
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︎ May 30 2020
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
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Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
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Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys!
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How do you make an elephant float?
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You can tell an ants gender by putting it on water. If itβs a girl ant it sinks, if it floats, buoyant.
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