A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys.
I had a day dream I was floating in an ocean of orange soda.
It was more of a fanta sea.
Why did the boat float away?
It gave into pier pressure.
What should you do if your omelette starts floating?
What do you call a guy who can't float?
3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?
I asked my Dad why he decided to buy a boat?
He said "There was a sail."
Chemistry professor: Is it a good or bad thing that ice is less dense than (floats in) water?
Me: It wasn't good for the Titanic.
How do you make a root beer float?
Give him a lifejacket!
From my 7 yr old.
Why do trans girls float on water?
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
Why do Dogs float on water?
Because they're good buoys.
(This may be a classic but I still like it)
What do you call a floating joke?
I've just found out my dog floats on water...
No more Suez Canal jokes.
Can I still make a Suez Canal joke?
Her: whatever floats your boat
Me: Water works the best!
I've given up on reprimanding my floating safety markers
What do you call a guy with no arms or legs and he’s floating in your pool?
Bob.
(It’s padre’s birthday and he just dug that one out of the depths of his memory...)
I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.
Why do I always get a sinking feeling when I watch the Titanic?
Just floating the question out there.... Can anyone give me a tip?
Why do male ants float in water ?
I really don't understand floating water droplets
they're rather mystifying
If you throw a pair of fins in water, they'll float. But if you throw one Fin in the water
I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
Whatever floats your boat
They want to open a floating cinema in Paris with drive-in boats.
I just think that's in Seine.
I mean... I guess whatever floats your goat.
Why do dogs float on water so easily?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they’re good buoys
I had this dream, where I was floating in this ocean made up of orange soda
Turns out it was just a Fanta sea
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they are good buoys.
Why do dogs float so well on water?
Because they are good buoys
Why do dogs float?
Because they’re good buoys.
What do you call A bloke with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
Why do dogs float in water?
How can you tell the gender of an ant?
Drop it in water. If its sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant
What do you call a dog that floats fine?
How to tell the sex of an ant. Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats....
Why do dogs float in water?
Because they're good buoys.
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