A century ago, two brothers insisted that it was possible to fly ...
... and as you can see, they were Wright
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What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Apr 13 2021
The fly fishing tournament will not have spectators this year.
But it will be LIVE STREAMED.
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︎ Apr 08 2021
How many fire flies does it took too screw in a light bulb?
No one knows exactly, but it takes a lot. They aren't that bright.
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︎ Apr 01 2021
What's the difference between a mosquito and a fly?
A mosquito can fly but a fly can't mosquito.
My 11 year old daughter told me this one this evening lol.
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︎ Feb 02 2021
What do you call a carrier pigeon that has become afraid to fly?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
A man can fly
So there was a man and woman at a bar. The man says "I bet you 5 bucks this magic water will make me fly!" the woman clearly didn't believe him so she accepted the bet. Sure enough the man jumps off the roof and flies for a bit until he gently goes back to the ground. The girl was amazed! She said "You should market this stuff." "You could make millions!" Still in shock she asks for a drink. She takes a swig and a small crowd forms because this girl is about to jump off of a building. She jumps off and falls onto the pavement. The guy is laughing his head off. Suddenly someone shouts from the crowd "You're a mean drunk superman!"
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Time fly!
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Why do Dutch people fly?
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Heard yβall like puns (flies were found dead, butter was found at the grocery store in the dairy isle)
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︎ Mar 07 2021
What type of bagel can fly?
A plain bagel!
Credit to my 8 year old, I'm raising him right.
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︎ Feb 23 2021
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
Over 100 years ago 2 brothers announced that they could fly.
Turns out, they were Wright.
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︎ Mar 19 2021
What was the last thing to go through a fly's mind as he hit the windshield?
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︎ Apr 21 2021
Why did the bird fly into the sea?
He was looking for a perch.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Butter fly
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why do Russian airline pilots wear wet suits when they fly?
Because zey be flying in the Jetski's.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What does the Pope fly on?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
Not everyone is able to fly...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
Pretty fly for a white guy
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︎ Feb 25 2021
What do you call a fly without wings?
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︎ Mar 13 2021
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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︎ Feb 10 2021
Bumblebees can fly higher than Mount Everest
Well, I don't think a mountain can fly, but you learn new things every day.
Borrowed from r/Awwducational so title is a fact
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︎ Mar 19 2021
If pigs could fly, bacon would be leaner.
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︎ Feb 10 2021
I don't get why people make jokes on the fly
Isn't it hard on the flys back?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called SWAT team.
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What has 4 wheels and flies ?
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︎ Jan 26 2021
I'm making a new documentary series on how to fly an aeroplane
We're currently filming the pilot
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︎ Jul 07 2020
For fly fishing
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Time flies when you're having fun
Meanwhile one frog to another, "Times fun when you're having flies"
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︎ Feb 02 2021
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
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︎ Jan 04 2021
I was milking a cow and a fly flew in its ear.
I thought, thatβs weird, I just kept milking. A while later, the same fly showed up in the milk bucket. I guess thatβs what they say: in one ear, out the udder.
Edit: corrected an udder failure.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like a banana
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
What do you call a paper airplane that doesnβt fly?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
what do you call a fly with no wings
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
What do you call a fly with no wings
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︎ Feb 03 2021
What do you call a Fly πͺ° with no wings??
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︎ Feb 15 2021
There was a fly in my home.
So I called the SWAT team.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
What do you call a fly with no wings?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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